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A Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair.
One could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share.
He stumbled on until he could no longer keep his feet
Than he staggered into the grass to sleep besides the street.

Ring Ding Diddleiddy Idey Eh
Ring Ding Diddleih Doh
He staggered off into the grass to sleep besides the street.

Well, later on two young and lovely girls just happened by.
The one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
"See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

Ring Ding Diddleiddy Idey Eh
Ring Ding Diddleih Dilt
"I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

They crept up on the sleeping Scotsman quiet as can be
And lifted up his kilt above the waist so they could see.
There behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
T'was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring Ding Diddleiddy Idey Eh
Ring Ding Diddleih Dirth
T'was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

One said to the other, "Well, I guess we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
So as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star of the Scots kilt a-liftin' show.

Ring Ding Diddleiddy Idey Eh
Ring Ding Diddleih Dow
Around the bonnie star of the Scots kilt a-liftin' show.

Well, the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees.
He lifts his kilt above his waist and he gawks at what he sees.
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes...


"My friend I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize."