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Blood drops on axes and whiskey in glasses
Bright, shiny pistols and cute girls' asses
Undead menaces through windows I'll fling
These are a few of my favorite things

Shooting pkers and crisp apple streudels
Fuck Doorbells and sleigh bells and what the hells schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese are only good if they're on a plate with hot wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses that come of quite easy
Okay, I'll admit that last verse was quite sleazy.
Silver white valubles and bright golden rings
I will take these even though they aren't my things

When the zed bites
When the day sucks
When I'm feeling bad
I simply blow up a whole bunch of shit
And then I start feeling glad