Post by winka on Feb 22, 2010 21:52:17 GMT -5
The following is from an editorial speech given in Godson Arms recently by C4NT reporter Winkalt and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of C4NT news....
As fashion advisor for C4NT news,Winkalt... I feel it is imperative to always be perfectly groomed. This has been difficult to accomplish lately as my favorite stylist 'in Dowdney mall has been missing due to the prolonged influx of zombies and dead bunnies.
I feel it is imperative I go on a fact fact finding mission to Santlerville.
This isn't the time to arrive at an event looking like you just rolled out of bed.I need someone who has talents with hair products and tools .So many are unaware of the suffering caused by bad haircuts.
The zombie invasion has doubled Malton’s misery by condemning it to poverty ridden hairstyles. And, on top of that, the zombie hordes, even in developed suburbs, direct society’s efforts and intelligence away from more constructive purposes.
*raises fist*
I vow to transform , fear, anger, and violence by advocating tonsorial perfection for myself and for society. I understand that a proper haircut is crucial for self-transformation, and for the transformation of society."
Under the cloud of a government quarantine, humanity is hanging from the cross of a curling iron.
Hair- conditioned Freedom for Dowdney and for all Malton. *takes off for Santlerville with a determined hair flip*
As fashion advisor for C4NT news,Winkalt... I feel it is imperative to always be perfectly groomed. This has been difficult to accomplish lately as my favorite stylist 'in Dowdney mall has been missing due to the prolonged influx of zombies and dead bunnies.
I feel it is imperative I go on a fact fact finding mission to Santlerville.
This isn't the time to arrive at an event looking like you just rolled out of bed.I need someone who has talents with hair products and tools .So many are unaware of the suffering caused by bad haircuts.
The zombie invasion has doubled Malton’s misery by condemning it to poverty ridden hairstyles. And, on top of that, the zombie hordes, even in developed suburbs, direct society’s efforts and intelligence away from more constructive purposes.
*raises fist*
I vow to transform , fear, anger, and violence by advocating tonsorial perfection for myself and for society. I understand that a proper haircut is crucial for self-transformation, and for the transformation of society."
Under the cloud of a government quarantine, humanity is hanging from the cross of a curling iron.
Hair- conditioned Freedom for Dowdney and for all Malton. *takes off for Santlerville with a determined hair flip*