Quartly limericks

And here are a few more......


There was a Major called Tom B
a very Modern Major was he
he had information general,
vegetable and mineral
and dispensed Zeds efficiently.


There once was a great Speck of dust
who moved around with each gust
One might think him small
Almost nothing at all
But his grandeur was actually robust.



There once was a gal named Gore
whose temper was once known to soar
she had guns of large sizes
they were big and won prizes
she's even considered…err.. for more

(there's a rhyme here thats a bold one
but it's Impolite to have told one.)



There was an Etruscan named Fred
whose drinking was very well-bred
Still his friends weren't concerned
for by now they had learned
the foam was all in his head.=