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On reading this, I was very confused for a moment. I wondered who on Earth could possibly run and drink at the same time. After all, I was taught to load up both hands so that I could flee cashiers, cops,and corpses with great speed while still retaining my balance. I thought that I should meet this new race, these heroes, these amazingly talented drunken folk, so that I could learn all sorts of new tricks from them...and then I saw the bottle of Scotch. I was blown away.

I dropped both 30-packs.