Post by 23skidoo on Sept 5, 2010 14:28:32 GMT -5
If I was getting paid by the word I'd have to choose which 5 of my 6 ex's wasn't going to be getting alimony. Assuming I paid any alimony of course....
I was following the Bash, but I kept getting killed. I even covered my self in dead shit and shuffled about groaning for a while but to no avail. Those dumb bastards always sniffed me out.
Death shouldn't be a barrier to the truth, unless you're a catholic of course, but it does make it tricky to get an interview. Everyone I approached ran away screaming or turned their guns on me. And trying to get a revive in a freshly ravaged suburb is a nightmare. I've had more luck getting laid in a convent!
So I gave up the chase and decided to follow my nose instead. And that story will be coming to you a lot sooner than this one did.
Stay safe, stay tuned and stay drunk!
I was following the Bash, but I kept getting killed. I even covered my self in dead shit and shuffled about groaning for a while but to no avail. Those dumb bastards always sniffed me out.
Death shouldn't be a barrier to the truth, unless you're a catholic of course, but it does make it tricky to get an interview. Everyone I approached ran away screaming or turned their guns on me. And trying to get a revive in a freshly ravaged suburb is a nightmare. I've had more luck getting laid in a convent!
So I gave up the chase and decided to follow my nose instead. And that story will be coming to you a lot sooner than this one did.
Stay safe, stay tuned and stay drunk!