The Barrville Alliance

As one of the current governing figures of Barhahville I'd like to welcome you there. Please enjoy yourself and all we have to offer. I also must give you a warning though, our laws are strict and repeated offenses will bring the hammer down on the offenders. These laws, such as No Barricading, No Repairing Buildings, No Drug Dealing, No Drug Manufacturing, and No Breathing will be upheld at times we see fit. The nasty breathing humans are often trying to crap up our homes there, especially when we are away on business. Thank you for your cooperation in keeping Barhahville clean and beautiful.

Sincerely,
DonTickles
Ridleybank Resistance Front War Council
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