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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:51:33 GMT -5
The brief moment of expectancy that THIS time it would be different is thrown in the trash.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:49:25 GMT -5
I open up the little box they come in.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:47:59 GMT -5
So, I get my big mac sandwich after insisting that I JUST WANT THE FUCKING SANDWICH AND NOT A MOTHER FUCKING GIGANTO FRY WITH EXTRA LOWERED LIFE EXPECTANCY!!!
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:45:56 GMT -5
Not being hospitalized for cardiac arrest.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:44:47 GMT -5
You know what's a better deal is?
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:44:20 GMT -5
"But the value meal is such a deal!"
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:43:34 GMT -5
They act like this is some kind of novel thing they've never witnessed before.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:42:33 GMT -5
Have you ever tried getting just a sandwich at a McDonald's?
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:42:00 GMT -5
I go through the drive through and order a big mac, just the sandwich.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:40:33 GMT -5
So, anyways, after a month of ignoring the urge for a Big Mac, I finally give in.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:39:36 GMT -5
Everyone knows it's just cheap thousand island dressing.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:38:36 GMT -5
You're not fooling anyone.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:38:19 GMT -5
Shut up, already, Mcdonald's.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:38:00 GMT -5
The "Secret" sauce.
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Post by Noah on Jan 1, 2013 10:36:52 GMT -5
It's a combination of the grease and that runny sauce.
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