Jakezing
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 7, 2007 0:06:54 GMT -5
exactly what caused the group to first form, who founded it, and ya, stuff like that.
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 7, 2007 0:11:05 GMT -5
well sit down young lad for i am about to tell you an epic tale that will make you laugh, cry, and shout on to the heavens in anger...
It all began with Odin and Thor arm wrestling. When Odin slammed Thor's arm to the table in triumph, the universe was born...
100000 years later a man is born, that man is Ron Burgundy.
To Be Continued...
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Jakezing
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 7, 2007 0:12:25 GMT -5
well sit down young lad for i am about to tell you an epic tale that will make you laugh, cry, and shout on to the heavens in anger... It all began with Odin and Thor arm wrestling. When Odin slammed Thor's arm to the table in triumph, the universe was born... 100000 years later a man is born, that man is Ron Burgundy. To Be Continued... *prepares the coffe* |
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 7, 2007 0:17:39 GMT -5
100000 years later a man is born, that man is Ron Burgundy. Don't forget what's-his-face, the guy who invented scotch. |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jul 7, 2007 0:19:56 GMT -5
me?
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on Jul 7, 2007 0:20:14 GMT -5
You really can't leave him out, or whomever invented hairspray and classy suits.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 7, 2007 0:23:10 GMT -5
And bears, don't forget bears.
And harrison, show me a wikipedia page showing me you invented scotch, and I...um...I'll be really impressed! Yeah.
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 7, 2007 0:30:59 GMT -5
I'm telling the story here, I'll get to everything at the appropriate time.
Part 2
Flash forward 5 years later. Ron Burgundy's family is murdered raped and molested by the Arch-Fiend known as Wes Mantooth and his News Team. Ron is left orphaned and with a burning desire for revenge. He sets out to slay Wes Mantooth, and it is this time when he is taken in by Baxter the Dog and taught the ways of the Newsman.
Moonwalk backwards 30 years before the creation of the universe. Before he can be chained Fenris is raped by Ratatoskr, and Baxter is born.
To Be Continued...
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Post by Specialist290 on Jul 7, 2007 0:31:59 GMT -5
Don't forget the part where harrison invents scotch and I invent bears.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 7, 2007 0:41:56 GMT -5
That's not how it goes, Fang! Ron said that his grandfather had issues with Wes's grandfather in the 20's! I will find that post! EDIT: This thread. |
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 7, 2007 0:49:03 GMT -5
First off, you're a woman, the news team consists of men, not pirate hookers.
Secondly, where does it say there wasn't issues before hand?
Thirdly, Skotch, hairspray, and Sex Panther DO NOT factor into the story yet. I'll get to it but this is a long story.
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Jakezing
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 7, 2007 0:55:39 GMT -5
Woman in the ranks of the C4NT!!!
THAT GOES AGAINST THE IDEA"S OF 1970's LA NEWS TEAMS!
IT IS ANCHORMAN NOT ANCHORLADY AND THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 7, 2007 0:55:49 GMT -5
First off, you're a woman, the news team consists of men, not pirate hookers. Title 9, fool! *burns bra* Anyway, can I put your line in my sig? |
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Jakezing
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 7, 2007 0:56:56 GMT -5
Woman in the ranks of the C4NT!!! THAT GOES AGAINST THE IDEA"S OF 1970's LA NEWS TEAMS! IT IS ANCHORMAN NOT ANCHORLADY AND THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT!!! always wanted to scream that out like that lol. |
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 7, 2007 1:05:11 GMT -5
do you want the story told right, or do you want it told well?
make up your minds by tomorrow.
you can use the quote
but there is one thing you must do.
You must find the jade monkey by dawn
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