Jakezing
Junior Member
Damn, what happend?
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 12, 2007 18:52:20 GMT -5
wtf is ron doing anyways?
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jul 12, 2007 18:55:51 GMT -5
yeah ron keeps he ban hammer to him self but if we send him a few emails he will boot this punk kid.
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Jakezing
Junior Member
Damn, what happend?
Posts: 84
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 12, 2007 18:56:27 GMT -5
ron never showed signs of disliking me...
and where the hell is that story anyways.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jul 12, 2007 18:59:55 GMT -5
whatever cody6
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Post by Angel on Jul 12, 2007 19:07:06 GMT -5
Fang has abandonededed us. It's sad. So, what did he do to piss you off harrison?
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 12, 2007 19:15:05 GMT -5
New Rule: If you're not part of the C4NT then ZHVT DA FVKK VP
Part 4:
With the shogun dead, San Diego entered a new era of prosperity. There was peace amongst the tribes that lasted for over 400 years. During the this time, the use of women as currency took rise. The thinking was that it was impossible to counterfeit a female. However, the dregs of society often would trade transvestites or very young boys dressed as girls. This eventually led to many of the pogroms of the era.
However, the feeling of these incidents amongst the natives of San Diego was that they were all for progress. The strive for progress was a distinct mark of the people of San Diego. During the Era of Prosperity the men built the Eiffel Missle out bronze and pancake syrup in hopes they can destroy the sun. Unfortunately the Acme Rubber band they used to fire it broke and fell way short of the Sun and landed in France where it is now known as the Colosseum. Other achievements for the Progress of San Diego was when they gave all the children under 12 machetes and sent them to battle against the Assholes of Salt Lake City. 90% of the children were killed, but their blood drowned many of the Salt Lake Militia and made it much easier for the regular San Diego troops to take over Salt Lake City. Unfortunately, the people of San Diego found them lacking in populace for reasons unknown. This lead to the City Elders lowering the age of consent to 7 and eventually doing away with idea consent altogether. With consent repealed and the crime of Reporting Rape punishable by stoning to death, many women developed many ingenious ways to deter men, such as hiding bear traps and food processors. The City Warlords used this to their advantaged when in the War of 1812 they sent all of San Diego's prostitutes filled with traps and STD's to the Dutch Army as a gift. However, the people of San Diego lost the War of 1812 and the City's Warlords were all hung for crimes against Humanity, thus ending the 400 years of Prosperity.
With their defeat, San Diego became more like the rest of the world under Dutch Occupation. Consent was reinstated, currency was brought back, and greed once again entered the hearts of men. The population dropped down to 500. These were known of the Dark Days. Food was scarce. People took up to cannibalism, which is the inspiration for all the "Cannibal" movies. However, during these dark times a hero from amongst the people rose up to shatter the chains of his cities oppressors.
His name was Bill Brasky. Bill Brasky was a ten foot tall son of a bitch who needed an army to defeat the filthy Dutch Occupies, so he began on a campaign of siring a legion. Thus, every person in San Diego is related to Bill Brasky. With an army of 10000 sons Brasky began his revolt against the Dutch. Unfortunately, many of his sons weren't over a year old which led to many dead babies. However, Brasky was unstoppable and he defeated every Dutch soldier by gouging out their eyes with a spoon and feeding the eyes back to the owner while making the owner sing Blue Oyster Cult's Astronomy. Thus, San Diego was free again, but for how long?
To Be Continued...
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Jul 12, 2007 19:40:40 GMT -5
You're WRONG! ALL OF YOU WRONG! GOD CREATED THE NEWS TEAM WITH HIS DIVINE WISDOM! WE WERE CRAFTED, EACH OF US, BY HIS HAND IN OUR MOTHER'S WOMBS!
Nah I'm fucking you, it was a big bang.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 12, 2007 20:05:42 GMT -5
Ewwwww...but wow, it's Tova! |
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Post by Specialist290 on Jul 12, 2007 20:06:38 GMT -5
Tovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatovatova! ;D
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Jakezing
Junior Member
Damn, what happend?
Posts: 84
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 12, 2007 20:08:18 GMT -5
that story didn't seem to match up with part 3 lol.
god?
*goes into reterisk mode and creates ron burgendy clones from my wings of poison darkness amd light*
oik, do not touch them, to much poison...
we do have a way to kill the zeds though, thats corosive acid in them and corosive poison for skin lol.
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 12, 2007 21:13:20 GMT -5
No one cares about whether or not your little brain can comprehend the story. Now shut up and keep quiet while i tell the story.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jul 12, 2007 22:48:14 GMT -5
lolz
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Post by Angel on Jul 12, 2007 22:52:44 GMT -5
Wow. -6 karma...
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Post by Sonny on Jul 12, 2007 22:59:30 GMT -5
Lulz...cody6...I remember on the wiki I got yelled at for flaiming him only because I could.
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Jakezing
Junior Member
Damn, what happend?
Posts: 84
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 12, 2007 23:12:02 GMT -5
screw you...
oh, you remember my brother?
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