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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 3, 2007 10:35:48 GMT -5
I wish to let the citizens of Malton know that I am open to all of you -- harman and zombah -- and will gladly field any and all questions that you may have for your next mayor. Feel free to visit my My Campaign Website as well.
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Post by Specialist290 on Apr 3, 2007 18:32:26 GMT -5
Huey wants to know why you linked to the wrong page
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Post by ian on Apr 4, 2007 4:16:15 GMT -5
haha ok ill actually give a proper question this time.
will your campaign help all of malton or just the zombie population?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 4, 2007 9:42:39 GMT -5
My campaign will help all of Malton. The entire city is wracked with guns and drugs. It is so unsafe in Malton that the rival gangs of harmanz have built up massive barricades to keep out their fellow citizens. When I'm elected Mayor, I shall enact sweeping gun control legislation, increase penalties for drug abuse and make all of Malton barricade free so that it's entire citizenry -- harman and zombie -- can stand side by side.
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Post by Lachryma on Apr 4, 2007 9:45:26 GMT -5
What's your position on abortion?
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Apr 4, 2007 10:47:22 GMT -5
sounds more like youre running for mayor of baghdad
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 4, 2007 12:20:55 GMT -5
What's your position on abortion? It's delicious.
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Post by jleggitt on Apr 4, 2007 12:30:22 GMT -5
what is your position zombie on human violence I feely the only reason I attack zombies is because they have attacked me and my personal things first, how will you curb zombie attacks on humans.
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 4, 2007 14:11:31 GMT -5
Zombies do not attack harmanz. They eat. Accusing a feeding zombie of attacking a harman is the equivalent of accusing a harman of attacking a piece of sushi or a stalk of celery. Many candidates try to shame zombies and force them into the behavior of zombie anorexia. Such repulsive actions are just plain wrong.
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Abraxaslotus
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Post by Abraxaslotus on Apr 4, 2007 15:35:17 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by oneangryzed on Apr 4, 2007 17:45:17 GMT -5
What is your position on 'BARHAH'? Is it something you believe is only reserved for brain-rotted and/or brain-eating zombies, or can others partake of it? Do I have BARHAH?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 4, 2007 18:15:17 GMT -5
To quote former Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart: "I know it when I see it." Eating the non-living flesh of your fellow zetheren whilst not a youngling is not indicative of Barhah.
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Post by oneangryzed on Apr 4, 2007 18:27:04 GMT -5
You have, my sly politician friend, answered only part of the question, so I shall try again, in a variation: can harmanz have BARHAH?
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Post by Lachryma on Apr 4, 2007 20:00:47 GMT -5
What's your position on abortion? It's delicious. I...oooookay, I shouldn't have asked....
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 4, 2007 22:23:27 GMT -5
You have, my sly politician friend, answered only part of the question, so I shall try again, in a variation: can harmanz have BARHAH? Only if they give up gun violence, drug use and stop barricading themselves off from the outside world. Then they shall have achieved Barhah!
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