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Post by asshole doctor™ on Apr 5, 2007 1:21:49 GMT -5
man I wish I had a sniper rifle for times like this.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Apr 6, 2007 8:00:35 GMT -5
The ex-military guy doesn't have a sniper rifle in the middle of a Murray Jay press conference? Oh, for fuck's sake. Surely you have a large bullet in your pocket you could throw at him or something? Want to borrow one of mine?
Alright, alright, uhm...
Murray, what about zombie-on-zombie (that is, gray-on-gray) violence?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 6, 2007 8:16:24 GMT -5
Some zombies follow the example of zombie Jesus and allow younglings to eat of their flesh and drink of their blood to build up XP. However, in all other instances zombie-on-zombie violence is against all that is Barhah! After all, Barhah! is largely defined by brotherhood amongst zetheren.
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Post by jleggitt on Apr 6, 2007 10:33:17 GMT -5
What is your plan for soical security and medicare/medicaid, How will you provide for me in my old age I expect to have the same extravagent life style and I do now.
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 6, 2007 10:43:56 GMT -5
While I am very much against forcing harmanz into accepting Barhah! I do believe that there can be powerful incentives put into place to encourage harmanz to accept the one true faith. For instance: there will be absolutely no social security or medicare. The elderly make a great and dependable source of food.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Apr 8, 2007 6:28:07 GMT -5
Mr. Suksind! Mr. Suskind!
"the one true faith" so zombies are Christian? Or Muslim? or what? Should we expect zombie crusades? Is THIS a zombie crusade?
Will zombies one day bring back new and exotic spices from far away lands like America?
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Apr 8, 2007 13:37:18 GMT -5
Next Mayor? My dear Suskind, although I have been missing I am not yet gone! You still have me to outwit before you become the next Mayor. Although...with all those times you and your comrades have eaten my brains...it shouldn't be too hard! You still have to outdo me in the hair department at least!
Somebody get me a drink damn it!
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Post by Lachryma on Apr 8, 2007 13:44:45 GMT -5
So, MJ, when is your big, bad vote blitz gonna begin? For Bullgod and Huey have plenty of votes, yet...you have one vote! Wow!
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 8, 2007 21:23:23 GMT -5
Mr. Suksind! Mr. Suskind! "the one true faith" so zombies are Christian? Or Muslim? or what? Should we expect zombie crusades? Is THIS a zombie crusade? Will zombies one day bring back new and exotic spices from far away lands like America? Zombies believe in Barhah!, duh. I have a few votes. Besides, there's still over a week to go.  |
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Post by Specialist290 on Apr 8, 2007 21:27:45 GMT -5
What are Mr. Suskind's views on proper diet and nutritional care?
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Post by jenerix on Apr 9, 2007 5:03:59 GMT -5
What are Mr. Suskind's views on proper diet and nutritional care? I can't be sure but I would guess that he thinks that survivors are the best diet. |
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Apr 9, 2007 7:42:56 GMT -5
Tova?! Tova is alive?!
(so what if it isn't an IC thread?)
Leon chases after Tova and bitches to himself about the polls not being open yet. Tovarisch! Where on Earth have you been! You snazzy bastard! Don't you know that you could easily sway the masses with promises of alcohol and justice in the face of barhah?!
Can I cast my vote now?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 9, 2007 8:25:54 GMT -5
What are Mr. Suskind's views on proper diet and nutritional care? Well, a good guide is always the zombie food pyramid. |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Apr 9, 2007 8:49:26 GMT -5
for some reason it does not contain lead? slight overslight. cause you zombies are always fulla lead.
and the butthole unlike your mouth. does close upon death.
hmmmm. fulla holes and leaking poop. nice picture.
and yes I know all about zombie butt holes cause I love the bitey ruff sex with zombie chicks.
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 9, 2007 11:21:58 GMT -5
And the question you had is...?
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