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Post by oneangryzed on Apr 9, 2007 11:27:48 GMT -5
And the question you had is...? I think somebody finally gave him a sniper rifle and that post was the result of him cleaning it while it was loaded. Similar effect as to what happened to Phineas Gage: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
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Post by Lachryma on Apr 9, 2007 22:34:50 GMT -5
MJS, would you prefer to run against Tova or Karloth?
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Apr 9, 2007 22:38:22 GMT -5
However, in all other instances zombie-on-zombie violence is against all that is Barhah! After all, Barhah! is largely defined by brotherhood amongst zetheren. Woah, woah... I can't handle that. When I play as a zombie I prefer spending 1 AP to stand up instead of 6 AP from a headshot. I wish more younglings would cleanse my flesh, lest the bang-bang man gimmah zah Harm. And, what about brain rotters who attack the mrh-cow herds ? Is that not a true example of barhah ? Playing with these bored mrh-cows when they won't live the unlife but wait for a half-life instead... And what about the humans who accept the truth that the world is flat... they surely have Barhah ?!?
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Post by Specialist290 on Apr 9, 2007 22:41:42 GMT -5
What are Mr. Suskind's views on proper diet and nutritional care? Well, a good guide is always the zombie food pyramid. Are you saying then that you deny the importance of a fresh banana a day in the zombie diet? And another question: What are your views on alternative means of transportation?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 9, 2007 23:16:29 GMT -5
MJS, would you prefer to run against Tova or Karloth? It does not matter. Either one will be plowed under the tidal wave of Barhah! However, in all other instances zombie-on-zombie violence is against all that is Barhah! After all, Barhah! is largely defined by brotherhood amongst zetheren. Woah, woah... I can't handle that. When I play as a zombie I prefer spending 1 AP to stand up instead of 6 AP from a headshot. I wish more younglings would cleanse my flesh, lest the bang-bang man gimmah zah Harm. And, what about brain rotters who attack the mrh-cow herds ? Is that not a true example of barhah ? Playing with these bored mrh-cows when they won't live the unlife but wait for a half-life instead... And what about the humans who accept the truth that the world is flat... they surely have Barhah ?!? Real zetheren care not for the mrh-cows but for the flesh of the living. Indeed, it is hanging out with the mrh cows that one can find the harmanz who push drugs upon the zetheren of Malton. Finally, the shape of the Earth is a petty, harman concern. It does not matter what shap the world is, as long as there is the flesh of harmanz to eat. Are you saying then that you deny the importance of a fresh banana a day in the zombie diet? And another question: What are your views on alternative means of transportation? In answer to your first question: it is important for zombies to give the harmanz plenty of bananas, by gangbang if necessary, but bananas do not provide zombahz with the nutritional value that the flesh of a harman does. Secondly, I propose that public transit in Malton be something like the canals of Venice. Only instead of water the canals are filled with the blood of harmanz.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Apr 10, 2007 17:58:17 GMT -5
Real zetheren care not for the mrh-cows but for the flesh of the living... It does not matter what shap the world is, as long as there is the flesh of harmanz to eat. How dare you desecrate the Rotters waging war on the revivepoints. These brave warriors serve a purpose akin to ransacking hospitals. And of course it matters what shape Malton is, if we had big stupid lakes, then zambahz would need water-wings. If it were shaped like the USA then politicians would need to decide where I vote for my district. And if it were donut shaped like asteroids Dulston would be next to New Arkham.
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 11, 2007 15:39:01 GMT -5
Real rotters wage war on revive points by... 1. Forcing harmanz to waste needles 2. Forcing harmanz to waste bullets 3. Finding out which harmanz are handing out revives
Killing the mrh-cows -- while seemingly merciful -- is a waste of zombie resources much better dedicated to eating BRA!NZ!
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Post by Artaxerxes/SweetIrony on Apr 11, 2007 16:32:01 GMT -5
OMG. Why have we not stolen that pic for the lecture series page?? Speaking of which, Murray, would you like to give a speech in the library?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 11, 2007 17:26:02 GMT -5
I already have before, but I wouldn't mind coming back if I win a certain public office in Malton.
Vote for MJ! He'll speak at the Quartly if he wins!
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Post by Artaxerxes/SweetIrony on Apr 11, 2007 20:02:11 GMT -5
I meant a campaign speech... like Huey did?
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Daniel Sheppard
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Post by Daniel Sheppard on Apr 11, 2007 20:44:17 GMT -5
Mr. Suskind, do you believe there is a peaceful resolution to the Survivor-Zombie Conflict that has torn apart our fair city for nearly two years?
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Apr 14, 2007 1:00:50 GMT -5
the heart of the zombie-survivor conflict revolves around the primary issue of survivor right of return of ZOG controlled territories. If zombies are willing to allow survivor right of return to their homes then there can be some peace. Yet as it stands its just two factions cycling atrocities.
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 14, 2007 8:35:21 GMT -5
This isn't a matter of "right of return." When the harmanz "return" to an area, they "secure" it using gun violence. "Hold" it through truly appalling levels of drug abuse. And "keep" it by isolating themselves from the community through use of barricades. All the zombies want to do is eat and avoid getting shot with bullets, shot up with drugs or have to tear down hundreds of plastic trees to get to meals. Is that so much to ask?
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Post by oneangryzed on Apr 14, 2007 12:09:07 GMT -5
How do you anticipate feeding zamabah if the harmanz are wiped out? What then?
Or would you finally turn vegetarian, as OAZ has? In which case, why not do that now?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 14, 2007 18:44:22 GMT -5
The trenchcoater will never disappear. There will always be food and bra!nz! for the zetheren of Malton.
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