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Post by oneangryzed on Apr 14, 2007 22:08:02 GMT -5
That's an easy, free-market answer. I'd like to hear something more creative than "the universe will provide," wouldn't you, voters?
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Apr 15, 2007 9:01:30 GMT -5
Right now the unemployed have turned to illegal firearms and drugs for income, What do you propose to do about Maltons stagnant economy ?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 15, 2007 9:51:58 GMT -5
We change our currency from bankrupt government credit to the stable, hard standard of bra!nz!
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Post by Specialist290 on Apr 15, 2007 21:31:42 GMT -5
Huey Long has a question:
I noticed that, on one of your posters, you use the phrase "What about the other guys?" to describe why you're the superior choice for Malton's high office. Well, Mr. Suskind, what about the other guys? Would you like to enlighten us on your opinion of the other candidates, and their views?
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Apr 15, 2007 23:42:39 GMT -5
Neither Huey nor Bullgod would make a bad mayor at all. I'd just be a much better mayor.
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Post by Karloth Vois on Apr 17, 2007 1:42:32 GMT -5
I, on the other hand, would make a very bad mayor indeed.
Vote Corruption! Vote Vois!
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Post by Gore Girl on Apr 17, 2007 11:52:08 GMT -5
If you want corruption, vote for Bullgod. He and his pals have resorted to cheating to win the primary election. They even know it's bullshit: Yeah, maybe someone should before...oops, too late!
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Post by Karloth Vois on Apr 17, 2007 22:26:24 GMT -5
Alas, though it pains me to say so, I cannot endorse that form of corruption.
Anways, on with the glorious speech! My condolences, Tovarisch, but the survivors of Malton spoke with their feet.
My fellow survivors, I'd just like to thank everyone that voted for me.
As promised, I will not be compromising my principles of transparency, corruption and increased human mortality- of this, I can assure you.
As agreed in private negotiations, I have accepted the honourable Richard Nixon's Head as my running mate. The sole prior condition of this position is that he will garner some pro-survivor votes our way, but I am utterly confident he is more than proficient in this endeavour.
Humans of Malton, I thank you for fully endorsing my mandate. I look forwards to your continued support against the other main party leader (the as-of-yet undecided zombie party candidate), and extend my good will to a myriad of smaller parties- none other than Ashadoa's drunks, Killy's Boomsticks and Admiral Hawkin's Flat Earthers, all of whom recieve my commendation.
I'm happy in the knowledge that I can count on your votes, come the ultimate day of the election.
Vote Life! Vote Vois!
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Apr 18, 2007 9:57:32 GMT -5
Well, congratulations Mr. Vois...it seems I must bow out in this race. Four years from now, however, you will not be so lucky.
Thanks to those faithful many who voted for me. You voted for a unified Malton, a better world. Sadly, your votes were not enough to crush the corruption that is now infecting our party...well, theres always next year!
Having lost my campaign, I will now be forming an underground anarchist revolutionary network of loyal survivors, zombies, and PKers alike to crush the career of whoever wins this election. As Ron would say, when in Rome!
Good luck Mr. Vois, may you see the light! I'll be watching...
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