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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Nov 27, 2006 15:35:37 GMT -5
Hello, and thank you for registering an account with the Glorious New Malton Colossus. We Encourage membership of all kinds (Humans and Zombies are all welcome), all we do is ask that you introduce yourself here.
So....I'll start
My name is dickhole guy, aka dickhole the great, aka borat sangdiyev, depending on the mood I'm in. I head up the Malton Rangers, and Ian is a douchebag
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Post by iamrisen on Nov 27, 2006 15:46:56 GMT -5
I'm IamRisen, the most friendliest, pro-human, non-PKing or GKing guy you'll ever meet. Unfortunately, my reputation has been sullied by greivous libel and slander, and no matter where I go, I am met with catcalls of "GKer!" and "Zombie Spy!" and "Hey! That's IamRisen! I've heard of him! Watch me kill him, guys! Hooray! I killed IamRisen!" and occasionally, "There, that's the last revive of the day."
Following standard procedures, you press the syringe into the back of the zombie's neck and pump the glittering serum into its brain and spinal cord.
There is a thin pneumatic hiss, and the zombie staggers forward, limbs shuddering, before slumping to the floor as if dead. IamRisen's skin shivers for a moment, and the contents of the syringe begin their slow, molecular work.
"Oh, FUCK."
I'm currently in Shearbank, helping to hold back the Shacknews tide. Unfortunately, my good name has once again been attacked, as I am currently being hunted for the crime of nearly-simultaneously destroying the generators in every NT building, Mall square, Factory, Warehouse, and Auto Repair shop in Shearbank. A crime, needless to say, of which I proclaim my innocence.
Hooray survivors!
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Nov 27, 2006 15:50:33 GMT -5
Oh risen your so mean. Your a lousy Gker/pker, and you've killed me in the past, but I still love you
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cryptopox
New Member
Destroy all Humans! UH...Zombies!
Posts: 2
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Post by cryptopox on Nov 27, 2006 15:52:02 GMT -5
Hey look at this, I'm the first user to post here (crap, not even the first)
The names CryptoPox, and I'm a newb with no experience and a little DNA extractor I don't know how to use.
But I'm here to help!
Now if I could just find my comrades with the sexy hair and brown three-piece suits.
Falls asleep in a graveyard cause I'm an ideot.
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Nov 27, 2006 15:53:25 GMT -5
hooray! first post! if you wanna ditch the c4nt for the rangers, we'll be happy to have you! or better yet, the power rangers, they have better suits than the c4nt
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Post by iamrisen on Nov 27, 2006 15:55:23 GMT -5
Dickhole, surely the rogue who murdered you was an impostor. I would never think of doing such a thing.
crypto, if you fell asleep in a graveyard and got eaten alive there, you'll probably be okay if you just stand up and wait for a revive. Hooray Sacred Grounds policy.
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Nov 27, 2006 16:06:20 GMT -5
Oh, Of course. how could I be so dumb anyway, we encourage everyone that is new to the NMC to join us
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Post by Padre Romero on Nov 27, 2006 18:48:49 GMT -5
Well, I suppose I'll grant a little introduction.
I am no leader, but I do induct members into the Malton's Angels, sort of a reduced knights of columbus, with a little more flair. We conduct operations across malton, the greatest product of which has been the "Extravaganza" if you've got good deductive skills, you'll notice I enjoy word games, also alliteration, alas, an art absent among average americans. You'll find me among the other giants of the colossus in this forum, and I'm always happy to have a quiet conversation.
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Post by jleggitt on Nov 27, 2006 23:42:23 GMT -5
Hey everyone I am John Leggitt. I really dont do that much except run out in front of the rangers and try and gather intel and find safehouses for us. So remember if you see me around the rangers aren't far behind.
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Nov 28, 2006 1:10:11 GMT -5
From the Legendary group, NWA's Straight Outta Compton
Straight outta C4NT! Fangleader's a mutha fucka with a bad attitude, Rollin' wit the Channel 4 News Crew, When called off, I got a sawed off, Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off! You too, boy, if you fuck wit me the police are going to have to come, and get me off your ass, thats how I'm goin out, for the punk mutha fuckas that showin out, Zombies wanna tumble, they want to rumble, mix and cook em in a pot like gumbo, going off on a mutha fucka like that, with gap, thats point at your ass! so give it up smooth, aint no telling when I'm down with a jack move, heres a murderer that'll keep you dancin, with a crime record like Charles Manson, AK-47 is a tool dont make act a mutha fucking fool me and you can go toe to toe no maybe I'm knocking zombies off the box daily Yo, weekly monthly and yearly until them dumb mutha fuckas see clealy that I'm down with da capitol C 4 N T Boy you cant fuck with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck because Fangleader is crazy as fuck! As I leave, beleive I'm stompin, but when I come back, I'm coming straight out head shotin'!
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Post by pyromonkey on Nov 28, 2006 1:40:17 GMT -5
Cute post fangleader reminds me of puppies. Anyway this is pyromonkey figured I'd post to show DHG wasn't lieing when he said zombies are welcome on the boards.
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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Nov 28, 2006 10:40:08 GMT -5
You should all know me by now. I'm the Red Ranger, leader of the Power Rangers. I like peach cobbler.
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Nov 28, 2006 12:05:51 GMT -5
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Post by ian on Nov 28, 2006 12:12:38 GMT -5
good morning, im ian
im generally better than most people here bar ron and padre but i havent been as active as i should be lately so dont be worried if i come to offer you sweets or a ride in my car
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Nov 28, 2006 15:58:51 GMT -5
wow you have a car in england? must be expensive. when i lived in london i couldn't even afford my flat. oh and me living in london for three years does that clear me for WCFALPEUDTWAAL membership?
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