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Post by Melody Arachne on Feb 12, 2007 7:48:36 GMT -5
Try not to think of them as boobs.
Think of them as recruitment tools. Your bandages may work wonders, doll, but I bet they're not nearly as cushy!
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 12, 2007 7:52:53 GMT -5
well somebdy needs to get laid...... mel is that a g shock watch?
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Post by Melody Arachne on Feb 12, 2007 7:53:51 GMT -5
Oh. Mah. Gawd.
He really was lookin' at the watch.
I must be losin' my touch.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 12, 2007 7:58:45 GMT -5
fine. you get karma just for that snazzy bra from walmart. crap hit the wrong button. well gimme two hours and I'll fix that. my bad
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Post by Melody Arachne on Feb 12, 2007 8:03:24 GMT -5
Ouch, Harrison, that hurt.
First you slam my linger-eeeee, then you tit-punch my karma?
You sure do know how to wound a girl.
:sniffle:
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Feb 12, 2007 8:07:07 GMT -5
fixed.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 12, 2007 8:17:59 GMT -5
and i will "massage" her karma when I can.
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Feb 12, 2007 8:19:51 GMT -5
could you "massage" my nuts? Seriously, you've popped so many that I only have three left
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Post by Melody Arachne on Feb 12, 2007 8:20:08 GMT -5
There'd beter be hot oil, Harrison.
Otherwise it just aint kosher.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 12, 2007 9:04:33 GMT -5
me not kosher... thats unpossible!
Kashrut is the body of Jewish law dealing with what foods we can and cannot eat and how those foods must be prepared and eaten. "Kashrut" comes from the Hebrew root Kaf-Shin-Resh, meaning fit, proper or correct. It is the same root as the more commonly known word "kosher," which describes food that meets these standards. The word "kosher" can also be used, and often is used, to describe ritual objects that are made in accordance with Jewish law and are fit for ritual use.
Contrary to popular misconception, rabbis or other religious officials do not "bless" food to make it kosher. There are blessings that observant Jews recite over food before eating it, but these blessings have nothing to do with making the food kosher. Food can be kosher without a rabbi or priest ever becoming involved with it: the vegetables from your garden are undoubtedly kosher (as long as they don't have any bugs, which are not kosher!). However, in our modern world of processed foods, it is difficult to know what ingredients are in your food and how they were processed, so it is helpful to have a rabbi examine the food and its processing and assure kosher consumers that the food is kosher. This certification process is discussed below.
There is no such thing as "kosher-style" food. Kosher is not a style of cooking. Chinese food can be kosher if it is prepared in accordance with Jewish law, and there are many fine kosher Chinese restaurants in Philadelphia and New York. Traditional Ashkenazic Jewish foods like knishes, bagels, blintzes, and matzah ball soup can all be non-kosher if not prepared in accordance with Jewish law. When a restaurant calls itself "kosher-style," it usually means that the restaurant serves these traditional Jewish foods, and it almost invariably means that the food is not actually kosher.
Food that is not kosher is commonly referred to as treif (lit. torn, from the commandment not to eat animals that have been torn by other animals).
and dhg I'll massage your nuts with a swift kick only
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Feb 12, 2007 9:19:51 GMT -5
I really hope you copied that from wikipedia
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Feb 12, 2007 10:40:07 GMT -5
Or at least is a Rabbi... Or perhaps he was referring to the oil that would be applied to the bröst?
Anyway, i want karma, I'm Swedish for thirst sake! And I know good recruiting tools when i see them *looks at DHGs nuts*
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Post by ian on Feb 12, 2007 12:46:41 GMT -5
ok taito, i really did mean to press exalt not smite. this sucks, now i need some boobs...
*starts poking pec*
it just aint the same
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Post by Sniedek on Feb 12, 2007 13:05:05 GMT -5
i fixed it  |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 12, 2007 13:43:31 GMT -5
I really hope you copied that from wikipedia nope my grandfather was a rabbi. i copied it from Judaism 101. |
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