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Post by ian on Feb 12, 2007 13:57:34 GMT -5
im so glad im not religious. theres enough to remember with my name and address let along scripture
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Post by Sniedek on Feb 12, 2007 14:51:33 GMT -5
being an atheist is cool. i never had to attend to religion classes, and got to laugh at all who did... and it makes life a damn lot simpler.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 12, 2007 16:04:54 GMT -5
oh I don't believe in god anymore. but I'm proud of my heritage. and it's good to know your roots.
i just keep kosher when I'm around my family.
who the hell would want to have three separate dish sets and silverware.
but if I'm with my friends... look out lobster and bacon. I'm eating you.
and I love cheese burgers almost as much as ian.
good thing we don't believe in hell.
Arther miller was right....only catholics go to hell.
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Post by ian on Feb 12, 2007 16:13:03 GMT -5
i wanna be a buddhist, gotta be the best religion around and you get orange robes
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Feb 12, 2007 17:51:28 GMT -5
Ian the Bad Buddhist, is coming to save the day! He's coming for all the people, with orange robes today!
But the robes are monks only you know... They only meditate and do mandalas.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Feb 12, 2007 20:25:39 GMT -5
Oh. Mah. Gawd. He really was lookin' at the watch. I must be losin' my touch. Not after all that hot oil and over-elaborated kosher talk, you're not! Apparently your touch is quite popular! And I've gotta say, if someone had to write a friggin page about one word, why did it have to be "kosher" and not "oil" "touch" "pengiun" "cushy" or....uh...did I say penguin? hm... Try not to think of them as boobs. Think of them as recruitment tools. Your bandages may work wonders, doll, but I bet they're not nearly as cushy! So where do I get myself a pair of these "cushy" recruitment tools? Wait- define.... recruitment. *edit: er, apparently Harrison and I are "still not on speaking terms" so I had wipe out a bunch of this post. I guess it's not time for Round 2 yet. hehe |
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Post by Melody Arachne on Feb 13, 2007 11:17:37 GMT -5
You can go to any qualified surgeon, hon, though yours would most likely have to be sewn on.
Or get yourself a stack of ones and head down to the local strip club!
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Feb 13, 2007 12:48:56 GMT -5
I have returned from the strip club!
I am now broke, and you lied. Those boobs were for rent, not sale!!
And the ones I tried for down the road were part of some freaky software bundling package...yes, we'll call it "software".
Although, there's nothing like touching 30 different breasts in one night to make a man feel like a man (and not a boob).
(Can anyone do a 'boob count' and tell me how many times the word boob has been (boob) used in this (boob) thread?)
Wait a minute...I'm a friggin surgeon...I could always steal yours. Do they come with a watch?
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Feb 13, 2007 12:55:58 GMT -5
sounds like someones confused breasts with a Happy Meal...
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Post by iamrisen on Feb 13, 2007 13:01:18 GMT -5
sounds like someones confused breasts with a Happy Meal... Breasts are a happy meal.  |
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Post by ian on Feb 13, 2007 13:15:34 GMT -5
taitu that was a brilliant rap
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Feb 13, 2007 13:26:31 GMT -5
Brilliance is my acronym you know...
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Post by ian on Feb 13, 2007 13:46:11 GMT -5
i thought you said anagram then and tried to work out how 'magatsu taito' made 'brilliance'.
an anagram of my name is nai and nia
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Post by iamrisen on Feb 13, 2007 13:47:45 GMT -5
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Feb 13, 2007 14:04:58 GMT -5
I had over a thousand anagrams, my favorites were:
AIM OAT AT GUST
ASIA GOAT MUTT
&
STIGMATA AUTO
Edit: On a side note my real name form the anagram lime...
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