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Post by danr on Apr 5, 2007 16:30:49 GMT -5
So I like... joined the rangers. Where to now? xD
(by "now" I mean "once I get to a mall and get me some ammo")
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Post by ian on Apr 6, 2007 5:06:30 GMT -5
bale mall! re-stock at bale as we need some people before we can carry the battle into yagoton
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Apr 6, 2007 7:51:04 GMT -5
umm were in the mall.
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axelman
New Member
"Want some beer ? Ether then ?"
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Post by axelman on Apr 7, 2007 6:37:23 GMT -5
Hi ! I'm in Bale Mall, and I won't survive long I suppose, so at least I would like to be with brothers in arms when i die, so I dedided to join Malton Rangers ! Silliness will prevail !
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Post by ian on Apr 7, 2007 7:56:53 GMT -5
dam straight silliness will prevail! good to see you axelman, feel free to post where-ever you want on the board. oh and if your alive in bale mall can you move to the NE corner? its taking a bit of a battering.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Apr 8, 2007 6:23:34 GMT -5
welcome, Axelman!
Any relation to Axel Rod or Axel Rose?
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Post by Melody Arachne on Apr 9, 2007 7:45:17 GMT -5
You forgot Axel grease!
Welcome to the family, man, I put your name on the roster. As of now, the Rangers have 61 members! If anyone knows of inactive or ststus-changed folks, please drop me a PM so I can keep it up to date!
If you haven't gotten the super-secret password that everyone knows, send a PM to Ian to get it! Any questions, feel free to give me a yell!
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Apr 9, 2007 8:39:06 GMT -5
lets change the password to "dhg is a dink for coming up with the stupidest password ever" oh he IMed me the other day. he IS in a christen gay deprogramming camp for emos and goth retards.  |
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Post by DonTickles on Apr 9, 2007 9:52:21 GMT -5
Hi everybody! For the past 6 months or so I have played almost entirely zombie characters. I have a character who is a member of the RRF's best strike team, AU10, I have a character at the vanguard of the Mall Tour, and I've had a few other minor characters messing with the human population from time to time. As a zombie I've had more than one run in with the Rangers, including griefing DHG for a few days at Stickling. I had however always liked the Rangers way of doing business. With the shifting of power from humans into zombie hands around the beginning of February I decided that playing a human could be fun. I finally got around to creating this human character and started building him up. Last week I figured I had enough skills to be useful to someone. I've been a long time reader on these boards and figured you guys could use an extra hand around Yagoton. So I emailed Ian to make sure my zombie history wouldn't be a problem and got the ok to join the Rangers and move to Bale, which I did. Unfortunately for me I joined before a holiday weekend, which put me away from the internet for a few days and I was slaughtered in Bale without giving one bit of help to anyone. So off I go looking for a revive.
Now a bit of an introduction about myself. I'm 27 years old, married with children, and am a computer networking engineer in the Washington DC area. Less than a year ago I returned from Ramadi, Iraq. There I spent 8 months as a motorized infantry team/squad leader, and 3 months as an Abrams tank commander in almost daily combat operations. Life is now pretty boring, especially my job, so I play a lot of UD. I'm generally active on forums and in IRC, so you'll likely see me more and more. I also enjoy running, cycling, rock climbing, and long romantic walks on the beach. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang... Oh yeah, and my favorite movie just happens to be Anchorman....
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Post by jleggitt on Apr 9, 2007 16:18:47 GMT -5
lets change the password to "dhg is a dink for coming up with the stupidest password ever" oh he IMed me the other day. he IS in a christen gay deprogramming camp for emos and goth retards. Nice steal from southpark, also how is he doing everytime I go online he screen name is linked to his phone. |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Apr 9, 2007 16:34:24 GMT -5
he i'm me. i don;t even have him saved. guess I'm was lucky. and it's the truth.
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Post by jleggitt on Apr 10, 2007 10:37:31 GMT -5
Forgot to say this in the above post but hey Luke B9A welcome to the fourms and thanks for the help at bale. always glad to have new faces around.
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Post by sstokes1984 on Apr 11, 2007 9:17:53 GMT -5
Hey all. I'm Simon, aka sstokes1984, just joined the Malton Angels, currently beating them off (ahem) in Scarletwood.
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Post by ian on Apr 11, 2007 11:50:59 GMT -5
oooh a new angel, ill padre give you a tour or something as thats his side of things. Good to see you around anyways so feel free to post where-ever you want
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Post by mmaster211 on Apr 12, 2007 19:11:42 GMT -5
Hey, hey! I'm MMaster211 and I'm a total noob I don't kno what the hell is goin on. I'm a freakin' zombie right now and I'm kinda sick of it. I need help...I forgot where I was and I can't login right now since I used up my site usage for the day. Somebody if they come across me with a DNA extracter bring me back to life and tell me where to go. I read about all the stuff for the clan on Wiki and I assure u I'm not a bastard zombie spy. Besides, I hate being a zombie and I wouldn't spy for those dishonorable assholes under any circumstances. I hope to advance to some sort of tactical planmaker or something but I won't feel comfortable doing that until I get the real hang of things in the game. Anyways, I'm an American dude part japanese, descendant of Samurai. I swear by that honor not to betray this group I have pledged myself to. I understand that I must work my way up and earn trust and skill before I can get a real shot at anything. I love tactics and logistics and have an advanced vocabulary, if somehow that can be useful at this point...
Now that I'm through with all that formal stuff, I'd like to say that I'm gonna go be friggin awesome and when I read the wiki page I knew this clan was freakin awesome because of the refreshingly large commitment to saying what makes sense while maintaining an aura of disillusion to all those idiots who don't understand the tactical benefits of fiddling with string.
Well, uh...if somebody can locate me or if there's some sort of group I can get revived and fight for in the city now's the time to tell me, since I'm going to need more experience and osmeone to show me the ropes. If there's internet literature to help me learn my wayh around I'd appreciate it if someone could tell me where to find it.
Lastly, I'm ready to kick-ass. And waffles are delicious, as are little powdered donut packets.
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