Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Feb 14, 2007 19:13:57 GMT -5
DHG was born in prison to a crack addicted mother, and never given a name. He was put in foster care as a child in the roachtown ghettos. As a youth, DHG roamed the streets trafficking rocks. He was sent to prison at age 15 because he was found to have a hand in the murder of his various rivals. As a youth, DHG had gathered a following of low life thugs, and he and his gang went around terrorizing roachtown until he was reeled in by dective Fragger of the DHPD under cover squad. DHG went to trial, and was defended by renouned attourney Michael Ackhurst. Ackhurst got him off the hook, but it was no matter, because it was about that time that the zombie scourge began. DHG used Worcester Library as a safehouse in the early days of the outbreak, and began reading books about the french revolution. DHG began to see himself as a young napoleon, and snuck into the Bingham Museum to get a french revolution era hat, coat, and sabre. However, during his dearing raid on the museum, he was attacked by a zombie. DHG took his sabre and shoved it in the zombies dickhole. A nearby survivor saw this, and coined the nickname Dickhole guy. DHG liked it and the name stuck.
thus is the story of DHG
thus is the story of DHG
