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Post by Sarpek on Aug 23, 2008 7:58:42 GMT -5
"We need you so your buddy can't kill us."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 23, 2008 8:27:05 GMT -5
"It's sort of like a bargaining chip. Your friend gives himself up, and we'll let you go."
The Paris Hilton music stops playing.
"And about now, it should be safe to continue to the ruined hospital..."
Axe looks at Alex.
"If we can't use you as a bargaining chip, we can use you for information...Don't worry. We have ways of making you talk."
Axe drags Alex in the direction of the Elbow Room Bar.
"Come on Kevin, change of plans. We're not going to the hospital. We're going to that warehouse across the street from the Elbow Room Bar."
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 23, 2008 11:28:35 GMT -5
"Cool. Fine with me." Kevin jogs after Axe.
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albub
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Post by albub on Aug 23, 2008 16:59:10 GMT -5
"Bargaining chip? That guy hardly knows me! As for information, good luck. I don't know anything valuable beyond some decent survival techniques, which I'd be happy to share if you let me go."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 23, 2008 19:36:42 GMT -5
"According to our sources, it looks like you might know something."
Axe looks at Kevin.
"Wait here, and make sure he doesn't do anything fishy"
Axe enters a building just a few blocks away from the warehouse. In a few minutes, Axe is back.
"Looks like PFC is in the area. Kevin, did you rig those zombie croc cages in the zoo like I ask you too? The Elbow Room Bar and the surrounding buildings are about to be beseiged by zombie crocs. Again."
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 25, 2008 8:38:57 GMT -5
"Yeah, I did. Speakers ready, explosives placed on the cages.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 25, 2008 12:35:21 GMT -5
"Are the sewer preped for lock down? 'Cause we're gonna be directing the crocs to the bar."
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 25, 2008 18:35:06 GMT -5
Manholes screwed down, welded shut if nessecary. I hacked into the valve shunt control system, so I have that too.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 25, 2008 22:01:34 GMT -5
"Good. Release the zombie crocodiles."
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 26, 2008 14:38:32 GMT -5
"Yes sir!" Kevin pressed a button. At the zoo, there was a muffled whump as the cage doors were blown off their hinges. Paris Hilton begins blaring at enourmous volumes from the direction of the elbow room. The toilets rattle, and pipes groan.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 26, 2008 15:46:51 GMT -5
"Huh...I only instructed you to release the crocs and lock down the sewers, but you went one step ahead and rigged the bar with Paris Hilton. Nice job, Kevin. Now they need to worry about zombies and crocs. For that, remind me to give you a promotion when our current job is done."
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 26, 2008 16:23:23 GMT -5
"I hid speakers as well as tampering with the DJ's. By the time they find them all... Crocodile bait." Kevin snickers.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 26, 2008 21:57:34 GMT -5
"Nice. Promotion and some automatic weapons."
A few miles away, at the bar, gunshots are heard, as well as a bunch of groaning.
"Well Kevin. Your evil plan seems to be working perfectly. Remind me to get you a Vulcan Machine Gun while I'm at it."
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