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Post by 23skidoo on Sept 25, 2008 10:40:47 GMT -5
If you have a problem,
If nobody else can help you,
And if you can find us (sober),
Then maybe you can hire...
The C4NTeam.
We c4nt promise drug induced airplane flights or lo-fi escapes from mental institutions but we can smoke cigars and grin manically whilst wielding camera, clapper-board and shotgun simultaneously. We can also guarantee that people will die during filming, it's just the way we roll.
So let us know if we can help, and if you seem sexy, wealthy and wise we may just get on board!
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Post by winka on Sept 25, 2008 18:26:24 GMT -5
C4NTs' Information Minister is a versatile newsman able to improvise at the drop of a suggestion and ready to take it on the road, thanks to his unflappable ,wrinkle resistant demeanor.
Why, just tossing the gas mask over his shoulders is a dramatic act itself as he flings convention to the winds ,a reminder that looking great can be just this easy,he doesn't substitute comfort for beauty,he takes both. He's up for anything.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Sept 25, 2008 22:38:53 GMT -5
We c4nt promise drug induced airplane flights or lo-fi escapes from mental institutions. . . Clever girl. |
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Post by 23skidoo on Sept 27, 2008 7:48:36 GMT -5
Girl....
I've been packing cumberland sausage into my pants and snorting bull testosterone through my nipples for years now. How the hell did you spot me as a lady?!?
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Sept 27, 2008 19:54:04 GMT -5
I know a fine woman when I see one.
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Post by 23skidoo on Sept 30, 2008 9:19:21 GMT -5
Talking of fine women, and men, I propose that all active or interested C4NT's converge on the Angell Building in Scarletwood. We can then move onto the Crusade, possibly, or some other newsworthy event. Maybe we can become the story, who knows.
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Post by 23skidoo on Oct 1, 2008 10:18:04 GMT -5
Now we got 3 well heeled newsmen in there and a suburb that needs a little salvation.
Between us we can set up a co-anchor news desk and run a camera but theres not a chance in hell we can get a weather report out and you sports fans are going to have to read last weeks results again! Without meteorlogicalistic knowhow and spread betting society fails, this has been proven time and time again.
We need sports and weather stat!
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Oct 1, 2008 17:49:04 GMT -5
I've been heading in a drunken haze in the general direction of the Angell building...I think. I lost my map a long time ago. . .I think I might have left it in Ron's suit when we burned him.
I might be there eventually.
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Post by salamanca on Oct 2, 2008 4:14:12 GMT -5
is there room for a Spanish correspondent?
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Post by 23skidoo on Oct 2, 2008 14:35:38 GMT -5
Mui Bien! My spanish is loco so all new tongues are welcome. I'll ask Ed if we can get some stuffed donkeys and sombrero's for your desk!
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Post by salamanca on Oct 2, 2008 23:06:09 GMT -5
muchas gracias 23skidoo! I feel so very much at home now in this foreign land of mead and scotch. But never fear mi amigos and mi amigas, your welcome has made me feel the desire!
Piniatas and San Miguel beer all around!
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