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Post by 23skidoo on Mar 16, 2009 11:27:12 GMT -5
I know you're out there, you dogs of truth and awe!
Beaver Towers is lit up like a beacon for all seekers of impeccable hair, suits, scotch and news.
If you're still reporting and want to be on it then I ask you to assemble as quick as your bears will carry you.
Tova, Winka and Trish are all in residence, draining the bar, cannonballing the pool and terrorising the dead with incisive questioning and abominable singing.
If you c4nt make it, then I wish you luck in your quests for oblivion and the pants store.
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Post by Padre Romero on Mar 21, 2009 6:22:33 GMT -5
and the angels will swoop in with their tridents to kill anyone you happen to miss...
you might not hear us counting, but we'll kill over 1,000
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Post by 23skidoo on Mar 23, 2009 8:49:41 GMT -5
and still not think it too many
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Post by 23skidoo on Mar 23, 2009 9:59:29 GMT -5
And so it begins, the latest march of the best dressed men and women in Malton.
Winks has spent all day making us look really good and now we are ready to set forth again.
Whether our road leads us to Glory or Valhalla it matters not, either way we get to bask in the musk of Odin.
Like all adventures, they are best started on a full stomach and an addled brain. Withthis in mind our first stop is the Bear Pit in Malton Zoo. Already the omens are good, for Red Panda, not privvy to our plans at the time of making, arrived in the pit only minutes after me. When quizzed he told me he had had a vision of Ron, with a bear, in a headlock. The meaning was obvious and his path was clear.
From the Bear Pit we go to Alner Mansion in neighbouring Roachtown, where we will wear fine pants and cocktail dresses. Once fed and dressed we will bring honour, dignity and song to the hollow streets of Malton.
Hear the Conch my news team friends, wake up and smell the egg cress sandwich! Meet us in the zoo or the mansion or wherever Odin wills it!
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Post by 23skidoo on Mar 25, 2009 4:45:38 GMT -5
I seem to be dead in the water, a little revive in the Aquarium would be appreciated Team!
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Post by winka on Mar 25, 2009 13:52:58 GMT -5
Good afternoon IM ,Your now looking fantastic today , bronzed as a sun seeker on a Cabo beach .topless, bottomless, wash and wear .
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Post by 23skidoo on Mar 30, 2009 9:08:07 GMT -5
After a jolly good time with the Zookeepers and egg cress and vodka sandwiches it's time to move onto the mansion for the C4NT AGM and Big Feast!
The feast will consist of whatever we can find, disguise and pass off as edible. Black Tie essential, sobriety not recommended.
Put your bibs on people and tuck in!
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Post by winka on Mar 30, 2009 9:46:24 GMT -5
Applause IM ,a monocle ,it's a classic accouterment with your legendary God-image.  You cannot it seems, avoid the inescapability of satorical nirvana. I'm quite sure this event has not only garnered the eyes of everyone from Ketchelbank but possibly most of Malton. Now if youll forgive me there is a lot to do here ,invitations,guest list, place cards,menus,decorations,flowers...and lighting...lighting...the best sound system...oh yes...security...will we need security?  |
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Tarumigan Gistarai
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Just so you know, Jack -- I don't think you're that clever. I think you're a fool.
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Post by Tarumigan Gistarai on Apr 2, 2009 22:06:52 GMT -5
Applause IM ,a monocle ,it's a classic accouterment with your legendary God-image. You cannot it seems, avoid the inescapability of satorical nirvana. I'm quite sure this event has not only garnered the eyes of everyone from Ketchelbank but possibly most of Malton. Now if youll forgive me there is a lot to do here ,invitations,guest list, place cards,menus,decorations,flowers...and lighting...lighting...the best sound system...oh yes...security...will we need security? Do I possess a legendary, God-like image? ;D |
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Post by 23skidoo on Apr 4, 2009 10:16:52 GMT -5
an image like yours would drive me to atheism - stick to the radio friend, it'll be easier on the fans!
Now, the AGM at Alner is going well, we recently voted to open another bottle and draw moustaches on the women in Winkalts tapestries.
Up for the vote at present is the much anticipated 'naked assault' on the minds of the dead in ridleybank. We will strip down and taunt them with our (wo)manly attributes!
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Post by winka on Apr 5, 2009 11:27:52 GMT -5
To paraphrase an old drinking song.... IM was a man who through Ridleybank did ride. To show to all the villagers his lovely,tan,hairy hide.
The most observant villager, a C4NTer, of course, Was the only one that noticed that IM had no horse. Cheers! |
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Post by Marcel Swann on Apr 8, 2009 15:35:23 GMT -5
Dear C4NT, The Rangers have taken Blackmore NT. Well, sort of. We are standing around in various states of negative AP, hoping someone can come in and throw up some 'cades around us. If anyone is available, we wouldn't mind terribly.  |
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Post by winka on Apr 8, 2009 19:26:59 GMT -5
*Lets down hair and drops everything except shoes*  lets scramble... Last one there is a beaten egg! |
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Post by winka on Apr 8, 2009 20:46:02 GMT -5
This is Winkalt your C4NT reporter reporting from the war zone in Ridleybank. I have just arrived in the wartorn building of Blackmore where a brave band of Rangers and Umbrella corp survivors are valiantly holding back the active zombies seeking entrance to one of the legendary strong holds of Malton. It seems both sides are in a state of exahaustion and both are hoping for reinforcements . If you are looking for true Malton adventure this is the place to be...assuming you survive the experience of course .... more at 10.. Edit: barricades are being attacked... may not last the night...must rest now ...its up to you fellows across the pond... good night and stay classy Malton  |
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Post by winka on Apr 10, 2009 1:08:38 GMT -5
In the news tonight we have a break in occurring, as we speak ,of the Blackmore building in Riddleybank . The exhausted survivors miraculously made it through the night before and are now facing zeds who out number them 2 to 1. With grim determination, a few brave men are answering the call to arms deep in the bowels of Ridleybank . These men and women excite admiring awe in their ability to stand distress and fatigue with such fortitude. This is Winkalt for C4NT reporting from the Blackmore. |
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