Clothes on, Notepads at the ready!

[23skidoo]

Okay Team, I hate to say it but I'm not loving this naked truth thing we've got going on.

It's not us, we're looking really good, but Ridleybank and The Village are no place for the starkers and startling right now.

Let's get back to reporting the News and bringing the stories out of Malton.

Find some suitable attire and head over to Marven Mall in South Blythville. We can chill for a while and get our roots touched up ( ) before heading to Foulkes Village and the Umbrella Corporation. They promised us beer and truth and we c4nt ask for more than that in a host.

If any of you cant make it then stay true to Odin and keep sticking it to the Man(tooth)! We'll see you for the next 6 o'clock bulletin.

[winka]

Anchor legend, Information Minister and his fellow C4NT news reporters,Trisha Takanawa,Red Panda and yours truly have been doing a little mall shopping in some of the noted boutiques of south East Malton with mixed results .

In many instances one might deem it professional for a reporter to wear a hat in the field.

So I took time out to view a few classic noir-ish hats at 'Hats Off' the store in Tompson Mall noted for it's plethora of hat styles.

A winner for me was a classic narrow brimmed Trilby paired with long black boots by Manolo Blah-Blahnik .

This is C4NT fashion reporter Winkalt ...Staying classy Malton.

[23skidoo]

Gear up Team, head for Fone Arms in Foulkes Village and try to look professional, we're on the clock now!

[rohanzap]

Umm... Sorry guys but we moved out of the Fone Arms a while back. 23skidoo i sent you a pm giving reasons why and where we have moved to. Sorry but we are now in santlerville. Im really sorry about the bother that it must have caused you.

[23skidoo]

No mistake, we dont do mistakes. I thought since we were down here we'd have a chat with the shady umbrellaites, then mosey on up to Beaver Country for a sit down with you.

Don't worry, UC will be the villians of this peice, whatever they say.

[rohanzap]

They have moved up to Santlerville to hold the mall along with the UBCS.
I thank you for being so kind to us and for being a voice to get ourselves heard.

[winka]

In the forefront of the news tonight...There is a very real menace threatening Malton today,Pandemic Killing..or PKing.

Necrotech doctors are developing plans for responding to the pandemic allowing us to give new insight into bacterial infection...(either backterial or fronterial).

Some zombies resist having a' jab' but it's quite innocuous.

Since the horrific news there have been calls for urgent action to respond in an appropiate measure to the outbreak by keeping your hands and clothing clean.

Doctors also recommend not sleeping in blood-spattered buildings.

The Necrotech expects the numbers to rise, but todays report insists that people in all parts of Malton avoid crowded malls,since it appears to be primarily transmitted person to person. ....

Winkalt.. C4NT news

[23skidoo]

Good report, Ed's issued facemasks to all C4NT staff which are to worn at all times when off camera or off the bottle. It is highly recomended that you do not try to drink wearing the mask.

Although the jabs are scientifically proven to be innocuous the same cannot be said of the dead. They remain, as always, bitey. Health and safety directives still demand a boom mikes length be maintained with any active zombies.

Lets hope we can nip this PK'ing threat in the bud.

And I'd take a fronterial infection everytime, anything else just isn't funny.

In other news, contact has been made with UC and their people are looking over the questions we want to put to them. Untill then we're just going to sit back and enjoy the peace of this leafy subbarb whilst eating a peice of this leafy rhubarb. Mmmmm!

[23skidoo]

A little detour on the road to Clavert Team - check in at Caiger and see whats occuring. There's a small horde at the door so maybe a spot of work for us to do.