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Post by 23skidoo on May 2, 2009 9:25:56 GMT -5
We dont do recruitment around here often, but if you're lucky enough to be born with long legs, well defined guns, thick luxurious hair, a dramatic jaw bone and a teflon liver then maybe you're in with a chance.
Message me or massage me and maybe you'll get in!
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Post by Noah on May 2, 2009 9:38:52 GMT -5
We dont do recruitment around here often, but if you're lucky enough to be born with long legs, well defined guns, thick luxurious hair, a dramatic jaw bone and a teflon liver then maybe you're in with a chance. If that's the case how did you get in, IM? |
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Post by 23skidoo on May 2, 2009 10:51:15 GMT -5
It's not something I'm proud of, nor care to remember....
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Post by winka on May 9, 2009 11:18:48 GMT -5
An announcement of some import in regard to the staffing at C4NT . A new member of the team Professor J Moriarty has joined us.
His position in Malton society and his access to many nefarious sources should bring a much needed view into a segment of Malton not sufficiently covered by C4NT. Welcome!
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Post by winka on Feb 22, 2010 21:52:17 GMT -5
The following is from an editorial speech given in Godson Arms recently by C4NT reporter Winkalt and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of C4NT news....
As fashion advisor for C4NT news,Winkalt... I feel it is imperative to always be perfectly groomed. This has been difficult to accomplish lately as my favorite stylist 'in Dowdney mall has been missing due to the prolonged influx of zombies and dead bunnies.
I feel it is imperative I go on a fact fact finding mission to Santlerville.
This isn't the time to arrive at an event looking like you just rolled out of bed.I need someone who has talents with hair products and tools .So many are unaware of the suffering caused by bad haircuts.
The zombie invasion has doubled Malton’s misery by condemning it to poverty ridden hairstyles. And, on top of that, the zombie hordes, even in developed suburbs, direct society’s efforts and intelligence away from more constructive purposes.
*raises fist*
I vow to transform , fear, anger, and violence by advocating tonsorial perfection for myself and for society. I understand that a proper haircut is crucial for self-transformation, and for the transformation of society."
Under the cloud of a government quarantine, humanity is hanging from the cross of a curling iron.
Hair- conditioned Freedom for Dowdney and for all Malton. *takes off for Santlerville with a determined hair flip*
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Apr 20, 2010 9:08:04 GMT -5
By god the Godson!? My birthplace!? How did I miss such an event?
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Post by Marcel Swann on Apr 20, 2010 9:58:58 GMT -5
Hey, Tovarisch.  |
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Apr 21, 2010 21:28:04 GMT -5
I just woke up from a very drunken state. How long have I been out? Several months? My suit smells like vomit, vodka, and volatile sexual acts. I must still be an Anchorman.
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Post by Marcel Swann on Apr 21, 2010 21:47:10 GMT -5
I just woke up from a very drunken state. How long have I been out? Several months? My suit smells like vomit, vodka, and volatile sexual acts. I must still be an Anchorman. Last I saw you, you were passed out near the gatehouse at Fort Perryn, and yeah, that description is pretty much accurate. |
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Apr 22, 2010 10:25:13 GMT -5
Well, I somehow ended up on top of some poor blokes grave in Heytown. Guess the old walk of shame knows how to get home. Who knows where I'll head from here, but I dare say the news is back.
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Post by Marcel Swann on Apr 23, 2010 21:24:58 GMT -5
Well, I somehow ended up on top of some poor blokes grave in Heytown. Guess the old walk of shame knows how to get home. Who knows where I'll head from here, but I dare say the news is back. Good to know. We are fighting around Blesley Mall in Gulsonside, if you want to join up with us. We also have Tight Rope with us, representing C4NT. |
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Post by Trehkan on May 1, 2010 11:40:40 GMT -5
Hey people! This place totally dead, or only mostly dead?
I came back to UD after... let's say 2 years of inactivity, and I find that except for Ridleybank and its environs, all of the suburbs are relatively safe, the New Malton Colossus is inactive and I don't know anyone anymore. Where do I go to get a good fight now?
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Post by Marcel Swann on May 1, 2010 14:01:12 GMT -5
Hey people! This place totally dead, or only mostly dead? I came back to UD after... let's say 2 years of inactivity, and I find that except for Ridleybank and its environs, all of the suburbs are relatively safe, the New Malton Colossus is inactive and I don't know anyone anymore. Where do I go to get a good fight now? It's only mostly dead. The Malton Rangers fight on. You can definitely find a good fight alongside us. We have another C4NT reporter working with us, by the name of Tight Rope. Let me know if you'd like Clandestine Corner access, we always welcome anyone from Channel 4 who likes to kill zombies. |
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Post by Trehkan on May 2, 2010 2:18:26 GMT -5
Hey people! This place totally dead, or only mostly dead? I came back to UD after... let's say 2 years of inactivity, and I find that except for Ridleybank and its environs, all of the suburbs are relatively safe, the New Malton Colossus is inactive and I don't know anyone anymore. Where do I go to get a good fight now? It's only mostly dead. The Malton Rangers fight on. You can definitely find a good fight alongside us. We have another C4NT reporter working with us, by the name of Tight Rope. Let me know if you'd like Clandestine Corner access, we always welcome anyone from Channel 4 who likes to kill zombies. I'd really like Clandestine Corner access, if I knew what it was. |
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Post by Marcel Swann on May 2, 2010 9:32:48 GMT -5
I'd really like Clandestine Corner access, if I knew what it was. Check your private messages. |
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