Post by Marcel Swann on Feb 21, 2010 10:13:14 GMT -5
We have a new official Ranger theme song, written by our own Noah. Here goes:
I wanna be a Malton Ranger
Living a life of beers and danger
If I die when the NT falls
Kick my killer in his undead balls
If I die of a zombie bite
Bury me with real booze, not Miller lite.
If I die from a dirty PKer
Send my body off with Metallica and Slayer.
If I die from alcohol abuse
Of course that's how I'll go, don't be obtuse.
If I die a death by drowning in beer
I did it on purpose so don't fret nor fear.
I wanna be a Malton Ranger
Living a life of beers and danger
If I die when the NT falls
Kick my killer in his undead balls
If I die of a zombie bite
Bury me with real booze, not Miller lite.
If I die from a dirty PKer
Send my body off with Metallica and Slayer.
If I die from alcohol abuse
Of course that's how I'll go, don't be obtuse.
If I die a death by drowning in beer
I did it on purpose so don't fret nor fear.
