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Post by asshole doctor™ on May 3, 2007 15:06:20 GMT -5
like the malton rangers..... heh
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on May 3, 2007 22:38:51 GMT -5
Well, I've been considering joining the rangers instead anyways, as I usually seem to follow them around because I like to see action. How do I join?
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Post by renton on May 4, 2007 8:03:49 GMT -5
I thought I heard someone say that C4NT was folded into the Malton Rangers. *rubs hands together from the sidelines, waiting for the arguments to start* Nice try there... I also heard a lot of the C4NT reporters are wearing cheap suits and drinking strawberry daquiris with lots of umbrellas in it.... *joins oneangryzed on the sidelines carrying two plastic clapping thingies and a giant Malton Ranger cheesehat* |
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on May 4, 2007 8:41:16 GMT -5
Hmmm, what exactly is wrong with strawberry daquiris with little umbrellas? Those little umbrellas are adorable...
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Post by Sergeant Zerbrowski on May 4, 2007 8:48:07 GMT -5
Zerbrowski here.
To all of those who believe that the Channel 4 News Team is off the air, such rumors are dirty lies spread by Wes Mantooth and the Evening News Team in an attempt to pull Channel 4 News Team from it's spot atop the ratings list.
Rest assured, I have been in contact with Ron Burgundy. He is holed up in a location that will remain undisclosed so that he and the Channel 4 Executive Committee can solidify the next phase of our Cunning Plan without worry of zombie interference. (aka, still taking finals.)
Channel 4 has gone off the air before in order to prepare the next phases of our ongoing Cunning Plan, this time is no different. We've been making secret supply runs to the Malls to stock up on Scotch for the future, and our time is coming soon.
Odin's Chosen do not sleep.
They merely wait.
~Z
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Post by renton on May 4, 2007 8:52:53 GMT -5
Hmmm, what exactly is wrong with strawberry daquiris with little umbrellas? Those little umbrellas are adorable... Nothing wrong with them per se, but C4NT are devoted to scotch and perfect hair (in a very manly way of course). Girls drinking daquiris are a blessing to all horndogs around the world, hahaha... Edit: Disclaimer: Generally speaking of course, results may vary... |
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on May 4, 2007 8:55:18 GMT -5
Well, what about girls in the C4NT drinking daquiris?
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Post by jleggitt on May 4, 2007 11:52:33 GMT -5
it seems that you have stumbled on quite a conundrum there, are strawberry daquiris, the female equal of scotch?
also YMI if you want to join the rangers then you just need to pm melody here about getting your name added to the roster and put Malton Rangers in your profile and pm either ian harrison or myself for the password.
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on May 4, 2007 22:29:12 GMT -5
I think that Disarrono would be the female equilivent of scotch, but that's just me.
And as far as joining the rangers, I want to hear a little bit more as to whether or not C4NT is going to get some direction sometime soon before I leave the news desk behind.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on May 17, 2007 11:38:18 GMT -5
scotch has no equal! just like my hair! perfection!
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Post by leah on May 22, 2007 20:51:16 GMT -5
Heh.
I'd suggest a preliminary foray into Molebank/West Becktown. Lancers and Ghetto Cow are somewhat working together, we have a good supply base set up at these coordinates: (33, 17).
PM me for the cipher on that coordinate.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on May 24, 2007 15:33:41 GMT -5
stop putting safehouses and whatnot in open threads ya turd.
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Post by leah on May 24, 2007 16:51:44 GMT -5
Oi, Harrison, note that if you look at a map, those coordinates don't lead you anywhere! It's called a cipher!  |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on May 27, 2007 11:24:53 GMT -5
like i have the time to do that. wow all 15 people in on your big secret. whoopie ain't you clever?
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Post by thebenway on May 30, 2007 4:38:36 GMT -5
Harrison - Queer Jew here. Just want to say hi, and thanks for contacting us. Always happy to help a brother. I'm hoping that you might be able to lend us some support with a..thing...
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