What now?

[asshole doctor™]

and boy was he gay.

[Angel]

Yes, yes he was.

[Padre Romero]

sexualharrison said:

and boy was he gay.

Alexander or Colin Ferrel?

[Angel]

I don't know who he was talking about either...So tell us. Who did I just call gay?

[23skidoo]

Alexander cant defend himself but I suspect he was prone to dropping the soap. I think Farrell would shag anything so I don't think opportunism is necessarily the same as being gay...

[Tight Rope]

Ok. I'm in Santlerville. I'm revived. I'm restocked with ammo.
What now?

[Angel]

We wait until someone smart tells us to go somewhere. By the way, I saw you in Dowdney. I was tempted to poke you with a stick, but decided to leave you alone.

[blanemcc]

Hang around, BB2 are only 1 burb to the SE, tere's a good chance they're coming straight for us.

Joy

[DT]

Considering that they just owned the Hell out of all of us in the Craske Triangle(Usher NT, Goldney PD, Cornelius Hospital, and all surrounding buildings), they're in Heytown as well. About 100-180 of them. And, as far as we can tell, only in SE Heytown. We all feel very honored that they put a third of their forces into smashing about seven buildings in a different suburb.

But yeah, we could probably use a little reviving. Mad Craskers don't appreciate being sober, and they kind of destroyed our stash of dubious liquids.

Personally, I'm of the opinion that they hit us so hard because they knew our blood alcohol levels equalize around 5.3 or 7.1 and most of those zeds are real boozers. They were dancing on the operating tables and Z!NG!NG drunkenly in Cornelius General Hospital after ruining it...

There was also some other activities which only Tsalagi would be interested in, so I'll spare you the drunken details.

[Sexy Rexy Grossman]

admin said:

So here's a question- if they made a Rambo vs. Terminator movie, would any of you guys watch it? "One man was running from his past- another came from the future! They met in the middle. Dun dun dun."

I think Arnie and Syl need to make a movie where they are two aging warriors -- preferably in a psuedo-Cimmeria type setting. Besides seeing them flex their wrinkly muscles and kill hundreds of bad guys, they could have some sort of crazy love triangle thing with Scarlett Johannson, who they have to team up to rescue.

The whole crux of the movie would be a scene in a bar, where drunk Arnie and Syl would slur their catchphrases from other movies at each other:

"I'lww be bwack!"
"i'm wour worst nightmawe"
"get to da choppa!"
"yo adrian!"

By the way, with the Bash going to Gibsonton instead of moving west to Santlerville, I wonder if they'll be coming directly to Santlerville. They should, we're kinda strung out right now.

[asshole doctor™]

nice hint hint. wink wink there rex.

[Ron Burgundy]

I updated the News Team wiki, like I really should have a few weeks ago- we're gonna hit the Bash with ya, Rexy!

[ltcolin]

im in Shearbank at a revive point at Allder Row. i was waiting or a revive and Pontifactus wasted me, anyone know who this guy is? it says he is with the Revivificators. im kinda pissed cause im waiting for a revive and this asshole wasted me. if anyone is in the area i could use a revive.

[Evils Presley]

Awesome guys. I thought most of y'all were heading off elsewhere, but I'm glad to know I was mistaken.

Mean to get back over here sooner, but I had an unusually busy weekend (especially for a guy that doesn't like to do stuff).

Like I just told Redwave in response to his PM (no lookies, Don!)

Firstly, we never bother with the Mall. They're too hard to defend, especially if our NT's are taken. So we pile everybody into Hall NT and defend it for all we're worth in order to support the victims of any Mall breaks. Don, I'm sure knows this, but probably won't be able to get all the ferals to skip the mall and head straight for us.

So get whoever you've got coming into Hall NT. As you know, the Bash is in Gibsonton, so they'll either come here or head towards Dulston. If they do, we'll be redeploying to help them out (last we discussed, anyway).

Now...(and I believe this may have been previously discussed, but it bears repeating)...

With the new updates, we believe that once more than, say, 10 zeds get inside, active FAKing is the best course of action (as opposed to wasting countless AP trying to cade, or wasting AP and ammo trying to kill them as more and more just pile in after them).

With 1 AP and 1 FAK, we can undo the damage that can realistically take them 6 or 7 AP to inflict. And a FAK never fails. So once more than 10 zeds get inside, just keep refreshing and keeping an eye on who's getting attacked and FAK them after every couple of hits they receive. They'll AP out fast this way and then the people left with AP and bullets can go to work cleaning them out.

I saw TMS and Tikhom Medical use this tactic against the Bash down in Lockettside, and tried it myself not long ago when the MoB was sieging CCPD...it works great and frustrates the hell out of the zeds.

Active FAKing is the only thing right now that can swing the battle of AP back into our favor. I'm packing 22 of them right now, myself.

Thanks a mil for coming and we'll see y'all at Hall NT!

Oh for any who might be unaware...Santlerville and the Beavers use 26.06 radio frequency and all revives take place at St. Emelia's Church (inside, when possible). While there, make sure to check the transmitter's frequency before broadcasting, though...we've had griefers changing them for months.

[Sexy Rexy Grossman]

admin said:

I updated the News Team wiki, like I really should have a few weeks ago- we're gonna hit the Bash with ya, Rexy!

Haha, the Green Bay picture is classic. I want to hug you and punch you in the mouth.

Like Evils said before, most of us will be focused on Hall NT. Once we know how many folks are coming, we'll need some mall and Dewes NT defenders.

Those NMC leaders who don't already have an account at our forums can get one by following the directions here: tinyurl.com/yqk56r

By the way, Ron & Redwave and whoever else is coming: do you want me to make another "Tactics and Bullshittery" thread so that this thread doesn't get bloated with "OMG ZOMBIES AT 4 O'CLOCK!!!" reports?