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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Oct 22, 2007 12:58:59 GMT -5
Attention all citizens of The New Malton Colossus! This is a public service announcement to inform you that Occasional-Yet-Glorious-Global-Mod-Emperor Priz I is declaring Martial Law against the following boards:
Cannonball Crew The Rat Den Elorian Lancers Guild Blackmoore Bastard Brigade Fort Perryn Yagotown South Blythville /bee/
Any of these boards found loitering in the street after curfew (October 24th) will be deported to the Guantanamo Bay Penal colony, to serve out a sentence for subversive behavior.
Anyone wishing to present evidence as to why these boards should not be treated as enemies of the state may do so now.
(I'm cleaning the forum out. Give me a shout if there's a reason to keep one of these things)
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Oct 22, 2007 13:04:19 GMT -5
Press the big red button.
Nuke it all.
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Oct 22, 2007 13:07:48 GMT -5
Attention all citizens of the New Malton Colossus! For over-use of nuclear weaponry, Slightly-Less-Glorious-But-More-Frequent-Than-Global-Mod-Emperor-Priz-I-Regular-Mod-Lord Tovarisch Khurshchev has been declared Hero of The Revolution!
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Oct 22, 2007 13:11:30 GMT -5
I didn't understand a bit of that, but damn skippy!
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Post by Codename T on Oct 22, 2007 13:12:26 GMT -5
Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
That being said, just glass the whole thing. Let Odin sort it out.
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Post by Lord Wulfgar on Oct 22, 2007 13:40:06 GMT -5
The new Blackmore Bastards occasionally use the BBB board so it might be a good idea to keep it around at least.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Oct 22, 2007 14:34:00 GMT -5
And I know it's not what it should be used for, but we are kinda using the Rats Den as the place to plan our PKing tour. The option would be to move it elsewhere, but I don't know where that would be... Spam is out of the question, since it's actually a semi-serious thread... And suggestions anyone?
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Post by Angel on Oct 22, 2007 14:45:35 GMT -5
Yeah, we kind of hi-jacked it for our own purposes. Maybe we should turn it into an actual board, that way we can have multiple threads, and not have to discuss four different conversation in one small area...Lach said we could demolish the Rat Den for another group, although we are a PKer group...If we do get rid of the R.D., I'd like to move a thread or two from the Allies section to spam...
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Post by jleggitt on Oct 22, 2007 15:57:06 GMT -5
If it does get nuked you guys can request to have a board made for youover at redrum they are pertty open to anyone asking for pker boards, hell some of us, I mean them not us may even come along if you want.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Oct 22, 2007 18:45:25 GMT -5
I've actually started a thread over there about it, so far interest has been mild though... One reply
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Post by jleggitt on Oct 22, 2007 19:25:55 GMT -5
Yeah sometimes its a little bit slow over there, if can talk to some of the active posters over there let them know what you are doing and they will spread the word.
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Post by Angel on Oct 22, 2007 20:17:57 GMT -5
And about /bee/.... Sonny/we waged a war for it, and then he disappeared. He might get pissed that it go's poof on him, but since he left without warning, well, go ahead and get rid of it. Go ahead and nuke The Rat Den. Although we do need that PK tour thread, if only for a while...Don't know where it'd go at the moment though. Hmmm... And while your all cleaning up and stuff, could you fix the text in Guantanamo Bay? Change it from chraged to charged. It's been pissing me off ever since I came here.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Oct 22, 2007 22:48:49 GMT -5
jew can dooooooooooooooo it
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Oct 22, 2007 23:57:09 GMT -5
Attention all! The Immortal Emperor Priz I has issued this response: And I know it's not what it should be used for, but we are kinda using the Rats Den as the place to plan our PKing tour. The option would be to move it elsewhere, but I don't know where that would be... Spam is out of the question, since it's actually a semi-serious thread... And suggestions anyone? His majesty can make it a hidden board, meaning you can only access it if you know the URL. He can also clean out all the subversive, no PK threads and send them to the bay, and put a password on the place too. The Immortal Emperor can do all. I'd like to move a thread or two from the Allies section to spam... The Mighty Lord Regent Emperor Priz I is not pleased with this. YOu have failed to name the threads desired, which is obviously a pathetic subversive attempt at occupying His Imminence's time while your friends in the Subversive Communist Forum Underground plot to ruin the peace. However, our Supreme Leader is a merciful Emperor, and Priz I would be willing to forgive your crimes provided you name the threads you desire to have moved. The new Blackmore Bastards occasionally use the BBB board so it might be a good idea to keep it around at least. The All-Knowing Emperor Priz I refuses to acknowledge this subversive organization as being in existance, as they have been written into the Wikipedian Empire's history books, claiming them inactive. All hail his wisdom! And about /bee/.... Sonny/we waged a war for it, and then he disappeared. He might get pissed that it go's poof on him, but since he left without warning, well, go ahead and get rid of it. And while your all cleaning up and stuff, could you fix the text in Guantanamo Bay? Change it from chraged to charged. It's been pissing me off ever since I came here. The Powerful, Mighty Emperor Priz I has said this: "Sonny has his own forum to clutter up. It's a freakin' dead board, and if it pisses him off to lose it, then that's too bad. Plus, it would only be dissapeared, and I can re-appear anything I dissapear. Wankers." His Most Vertically Superior Highness has declared the matter of "Ghetto Cows" to be finished, as stated earlier in this post, with the outcome subjective to the subversive mole Engle's co-operation. He has also decreed that there is no typo in his penal colony, nor has there ever been. Prisoners are indeed chraged, which any fool knows is a true-honest-real-word, meaning angry charades, which, when forced opon a person perpetually is considered a form of severe punishment, and he reminds those that would question his ruling that they are but his mere subjects, whom he may slay with lightning bolts on a whim. His Most Verbal Majesty, Emperor Priz I has also decreed dictionaries illegal. That is all. Disperse or be shot.
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Post by Vecusum on Oct 23, 2007 3:52:09 GMT -5
YOU CAN NOT HOLD /BEE/ DOWN!
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