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Post by Karloth Vois on Mar 3, 2007 11:15:38 GMT -5
Edit:Nominations are now closed. Voting will be open until 23.00 GMT on the 15th of March. Hey, it's Karloth Vois of Red Rum here- you may recognise me from previous productions such as "St. Valentine's Cherubs", "the Giddings Mall Massacre" and "Dickhole Guy's Signature". Anyways, regardless of my infamy (or distinct lack thereof), I'd like to introduce to you the Malties- essentially the Player Killer Oscars. Nominations are currently open for all the various awards (there is an entire category for the most inept of Malton's murderers) on the wiki talk page, in The Awards part of Red Rum forums and hopefully on the PKA forums soon. They'll close in a week for voting to open, so if you want to get the C4NT etc. in as "Most honourable enemy" etc. you'll need to be fast(ish)! I would usually leave a random comment at the end to inspire Spam in order to get this thread more noticed, but these forums seem wonderfully adept at producing spam for spam's sake. Spam.
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Post by ian on Mar 3, 2007 11:24:11 GMT -5
well we keep a few pet pkers around to liven the place up, i doubt there are quite 'malties' standard yet but ill pop along to cast my vote all the same
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Post by Padre Romero on Mar 3, 2007 11:27:47 GMT -5
I've nominated my own group for best target
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Post by Karloth Vois on Mar 3, 2007 12:17:05 GMT -5
Hrm. I was about to point out that anyone nominating themselves will be mocked and shot (though not necessarily in that order), but given you're going for "best target" that may rather be the point of it!
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Post by Padre Romero on Mar 3, 2007 12:58:28 GMT -5
well, if you can't tell from our description, we're mocking you guys too the only difference is, we don't shoot.
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Post by Karloth Vois on Mar 3, 2007 20:46:20 GMT -5
You don't shoot? My, how entertaining it is to shoot pacifists. Though perhaps not overly difficult, it has to be said. Then again, one of my alts has been killed by Mira Hart- maybe not the most consistent of group ideologies? Heh, I note I have dropped to "-2" karma since I've posted here. Bring it on! Current awards nominations stand at:[edit= see below post] Considering that is from the first day, I'm quite chuffed with the number of people participating. DHG, Ron Burgundy and Padre Romero are fools- I'm soon nominating them for the "most inept" awards.
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Post by bassander on Mar 4, 2007 23:46:13 GMT -5
No Macho Nachos? That's a goddamn crime.
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Post by Karloth Vois on Mar 5, 2007 9:08:30 GMT -5
Whoops, I nominated that one myself!
But yes, there are many people missing from the poll that should clearly be on it. Still, 'tis up to the voting public.
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Post by ian on Mar 5, 2007 12:39:42 GMT -5
ahh i started reading that but got confused, i was pretty drunk at the time though
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Post by Karloth Vois on Mar 9, 2007 14:33:36 GMT -5
NOMINATIONS CLOSE VERY VERY SOON![/u]
I had originally planned for these to be open for nominations for a week, open for voting for a week. However, I've been a bit distracted lately. As such, I'm simply going to open up voting very shortly indeed. Here is how the nominations currently stand:
Best Newcomer: Individual[/u] Iron Mike Tyson (?) Jess Cutter (Oden's Children) Killy McBoomstick (Red Rum) Ned Edderson (?) Sabanya (Oden's Children)
Best Newcomer: Group[/u] Oden's Children House of Wax
Best Target: Group[/u] Malton's Angels
Best Target: Individual[/u] RebelReefer
Most Inept: Group[/u] (open to all) the British Military Corp DK13 Facist Pig Hunters FedCom the Flat Earth Society the Last Hope Long Jacket Bounty Hunters Paladin Bail Bondsmen Team Zombie Harrdcore the Whatmore Building (residents)
Most Inept: Individual[/u] (open to all) Blue Crow 90 (zombie) TheWalkingNeedle
Most Inept Bounty Hunter[/u] abbabibble5 (Long Jacket Bounty Hunters) CMS
Best Bounty Hunter[/u] Nicholas Risto (DEM?)
Services to PKing[/u] Headless Gunner (BoTR) Inept (Red Rum) Karloth Vois (Red Rum) Mortimer Wiley (the Wileys)
Most Notorious: Group[/u] (open to zombies and PKers alike) The Maltonian Inquisition Mall Tour '07 Red Rum the RRF
Most Notorious: Individual[/u] (open to zombies and PKers alike) Kyle the Feared Macho Nachos Pathetic Bill Sirens
Best Group[/u] the Heathers the Maltonian Inquisition Pathetic Bill the Philosophe Knights Red Rum
That's the nominations as they've been given to me. I've got my own to add, but if someone's not up there who you think really should be it's up to you!
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Mar 9, 2007 14:49:55 GMT -5
I'd like to nominate the Rangers as best target.
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Post by Karloth Vois on Mar 11, 2007 12:56:50 GMT -5
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