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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Feb 26, 2007 11:45:47 GMT -5
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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Feb 26, 2007 11:59:36 GMT -5
Yeah, and now the Southern Baptist priests are being slammed with pedophilia charges. Jesus, first the Catholics, now the the Baptists. So many jokes, so little time.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Feb 26, 2007 16:03:03 GMT -5
I'm calling for the systematic slaughter of all chimps capable of fashioning and wielding these hunting spears.
I'd rather not be around for the Planet of the Apes.
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Post by Lachryma on Feb 26, 2007 19:51:55 GMT -5
But don't you want trained hunting chimps to help feed you in your old age? Isn't that the American Dream?
We can't just slaughter them, we must nurture them!
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Feb 26, 2007 19:58:09 GMT -5
True...I wouldn't mind having a chimp at my side to poke at anyone in my way...
still...I don't want to be the one screaming "YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!" when I'm in my 80's...
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Post by Lachryma on Feb 26, 2007 20:27:34 GMT -5
Unless of course it's mean people trying to kill them that makes the hunting chimps take over the world...
Then your blood-lusting plan wouldn't work so well, now would it?
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Post by Melody Arachne on Mar 7, 2007 1:55:50 GMT -5
Did anyone else see that Discovery channel special on the nature of chimps? Every now and then they go into a village and steal babies and small children, and then they eat their faces off!
Sometimes they'll come across a new band of chimps. You know what they do? They eat their faces off! Oh, yeah, and then they ... errr... force intimacy upon them, males and females both. To death!
No, no slave chimps for me.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Mar 7, 2007 2:03:36 GMT -5
No...No I did not...but please fine a place where I can buy it on DVD
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Mar 7, 2007 2:04:17 GMT -5
Well, the face is the best part! It's aloe vera flavored!
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Post by Gore Girl on Mar 7, 2007 2:04:27 GMT -5
Chimps are dirty bastards. I'd rather have an orangutan. Then he can make funny noises and flip people off.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Mar 7, 2007 2:05:17 GMT -5
But can he use a spear to hunt bush babies?
Also, did any of you happen to catch the lost tomb of Jesus on the Discovery Channel the other night? It was very interesting.
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Post by Ron Burgundy on Mar 7, 2007 17:01:37 GMT -5
CHIMPS ARE USING SPEARS NOW?!!! SWEET EVIL JESUS, THEY'LL KILL US ALL! I tell ya, man, 10 years from now, it's totally going to be a Mad Max 2 scenario. And the hardest thing about the future will be pretending I'm not excited.
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Post by iamrisen on Mar 7, 2007 20:14:54 GMT -5
I'll have no truck with your Mad Max scenario. The only apocalyptic scenario that I will acknowledge is a zombie apocalypse.
Possibly with zombie monkeys. But not that rage shit; I mean real zombie monkeys.
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Post by Ron Burgundy on Mar 7, 2007 20:15:47 GMT -5
Mad Max clearly occured after all the zombies had met with a Swift and Hideous Death.
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Post by jleggitt on Mar 7, 2007 22:58:14 GMT -5
I agree with ron mad max is clearly after the zombie appoclypse and sweet holy crap monkeys with spears totally creeps me out I never want to go to africa now.
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