HAHAHA!

[ImperialRedDragon]

And bigger boobs

[Prisonner Of Today]

And less fur, for those who have boobs.

[ImperialRedDragon]

Less feminists with big boobs that sue you if you notice

(Kara would kill me if she read this, but dear god, she has great boobs for only being 5'1")

[Prisonner Of Today]

Short chicks always get the good ones.

So, you got engaged? What's with that?

[ImperialRedDragon]

It was one of those things where you know you have to do it. I wanted 80's music and special effects to go off for me, like in Rocky IV, but I had to compromise.

[Prisonner Of Today]

Well, it was a shock to come back to.

We walked around school one day trying to be soundtracks for people. Apparently noone wants to hear Crimson and Clover after they get dumped.

[ImperialRedDragon]

Hah! I wanted to be the karate bully in HS, like in the Karate Kid, with the head band, yelling, "The enemy deserves no mercy!" but apparently people get pissed.

[Prisonner Of Today]

HAH! I'm more of the "bad attitude, mouthy kid". At least that's how the principal has described me.

In elementary, I wanted to have a gang like the kids on that recess show I used to watch.

[ImperialRedDragon]

I watched that show sometimes as a kid. In elementary school, I was labeled more as the sociopath who will murder hookers later on in life. They were half right.

[Prisonner Of Today]

Coincidence, but I got that lable too, and I'd have to say I turned out pretty well the same. Provided you don't murder hookers, that is.

[ImperialRedDragon]

I once told one of my pregnant teachers that I eat babies. As soon as I said that, I knew everyone who regarded me as a sociopath was correct.

[Prisonner Of Today]

I've apparently displayed a lack of any "concienese whatsoever". If by that they mean I don't regret anything I do, or feel alot of guilt, then yes, that's correct. But why should I feel guilty about things I mean to do?

[ImperialRedDragon]

Exactly. I've never really had "compassion" per se. I'm usually the guy who stands over the body and goes, "He had it coming"

[Prisonner Of Today]

Usually they do. I went to a funeral with a girl of this 13somehting year old who stole her mom's car with 7 friends and crashed it. It kinda pissed me off that everyone was so sad and on about "it was so sudden, so unexpected". I spent the rest of that day and the next week or so pointing out that hey, she stole a fucking car and drove it into a tree. It's hard to feel bad for someone like that.

[ImperialRedDragon]

Something very similar happened to me recently. These four girls from my HS were in an accident, two died, two survived. Everyone asked me if I knew them, I didn't fucking know them. The only way I knew the one was that I had heard she was caught in the gym giving this dude I know a BJ. Then people asked me if I was going home for the funeral. My first reaction was, "Yeah, I'm gonna miss two days of class and drive across the fuckin state for a funeral for two girls I didn't even know" but I thought about it and at least it gave me a reason to come home to propose to my girlfriend. I'm just glad people haven't made that connection, they'd probably be pissed.