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Post by renton on Mar 17, 2007 4:40:21 GMT -5
i can't believe renton is just standing there while they interrogate his boyfriend. Girlfriend, Harrison, girlfriend. That's a big difference you know. The stocking caps or whatever (I don't know the right word) are mandatory to wear in the army (that is you alternate between that, berets or caps seen on fat guy to the right). The guy on the left did move and maybe I should also point out that fatty boy on the right is a veterinarian so the animal didn't suffer unecessarily...... The interrogation went something like this: "Why won't you put out?" "You don't find Renton attractive?" "Has he ever been anything but nice to you?" "What have you done for Renton lately!?" "You're pretty ungrateful, you know that?" |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Mar 17, 2007 7:47:59 GMT -5
sure he is. you keep telling your self that.
i thought you had to GET fucked by a goat to get that promotion.
how long did you serve? is the Norwegian army service mandatory?
oh and
my girlfriend is from Oslo.
*sexualharrisonTM smacks renton in the face with a 22.67kg herring.
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Mar 17, 2007 12:14:37 GMT -5
So, in Norway the only thing to have a war against is sheep? This all still seems a bit unnesscecary to me..
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Post by Lachryma on Mar 17, 2007 20:22:52 GMT -5
So, in Norway the only thing to have a war against is sheep? This all still seems a bit unnesscecary to me.. No, no, the sheep was selling secrets to Denmark. Very important secrets. So they shot it for treason. Duh. |
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Mar 17, 2007 21:06:39 GMT -5
What a bastard. Good work Renton!
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Post by Gore Girl on Mar 17, 2007 22:58:56 GMT -5
No burlap sack, I found the picture of me wearing a fancy cotton garment.  Finally! And you look pissed off. Sort of like "here's yer goddam photo, now leave me the hell alone!" |
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Post by Murray Jay Suskind on Mar 18, 2007 0:50:34 GMT -5
Fred looks like that angry kid who works at the library, always trying to sneak away to the large print annex....
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Post by renton on Mar 18, 2007 6:42:34 GMT -5
So your boyfriend is from Oslo Harrison? Well good luck with that... No, really, norwegian girls are the best!  Army service (for 1 year) is more or less mandatory, all boys (or in some cases men) are called in for evaluation, but more than 50% are discharged due to health condition, other civil commitments or being a general crybaby. I applied for under-officer school which means you have to serve two years. The sheep was selling sekrits to Sweden, which is much worse. Denmark is pathetic and harmless, they don't even know how to go cross-country skiing! (For the one or two persons reading this who wants to know what it really was I can tell you that it was a lesson in how to safely, kill and prepare farm animals for eating in a crisis situation, that is war. The veterinarian executed the sheep, but every single one of us had to chop the head of a hen.) |
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Mar 18, 2007 8:25:12 GMT -5
Oh boy, I found a much better picture of myself.  |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Mar 18, 2007 9:02:47 GMT -5
So your boyfriend is from Oslo Harrison? Well good luck with that... No, really, norwegian girls are the best! Army service (for 1 year) is more or less mandatory, all boys (or in some cases men) are called in for evaluation, but more than 50% are discharged due to health condition, other civil commitments or being a general crybaby. I applied for under-officer school which means you have to serve two years. The sheep was selling sekrits to Sweden, which is much worse. Denmark is pathetic and harmless, they don't even know how to go cross-country skiing! (For the one or two persons reading this who wants to know what it really was I can tell you that it was a lesson in how to safely, kill and prepare farm animals for eating in a crisis situation, that is war. The veterinarian executed the sheep, but every single one of us had to chop the head of a hen.) IDF is mandatory also. but our conscription is two to three years. depending on your service agreement. Four and a half months (or 1 month, if non-combat job). arms training, first aid, close combat, self defense, navigation, camouflage, learning defense systems against biological weapons etc. Active IDF Service Nine months of active IDF service (or twelve and a half months if non-combat job). You can opt for lengthening of your active IDF service for as much as you want. i of course was an idiot and took a combat job. when i left the force i was a full staff Sgt. (must be why i'm such a good leader) and their is really only two ways to get out of it. be ultra Orthodox religious or leave the country before your 18. (don't return until your 35). and we do the same thing with farm animals. except we use Palestinians. (just kidding). nå gå fuck det sau renton |
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Post by Rip Purr on Mar 18, 2007 9:24:02 GMT -5
So I'm guessing you live in Israel?
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Mar 18, 2007 11:00:19 GMT -5
used to. i took the money i was suposed to go to collage with and moved to NYC.
now brooklyn, and LA.
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Post by Lachryma on Mar 18, 2007 13:29:32 GMT -5
The sheep was selling sekrits to Sweden, which is much worse. Denmark is pathetic and harmless, they don't even know how to go cross-country skiing! The sheep was selling the secret of cross-country skiing to Denmark. Apparently you got the wrong info about Sweden! and we do the same thing with farm animals. except we use Palestinians. (just kidding). You'll probably hate me, but I find that joke offensive. I just wanted to tell you that. |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Mar 18, 2007 14:07:19 GMT -5
why would i hate you?
that was the point. and thats why i said just kidding.
now that I live in the states and I have some distance. i think both sides are wrong.
i'm under the impression that the jews / Christians / muslins will fight over that land till the end of time.
even tho our (Jews) claim on the land predates both religions by over 1000 years. they ain't having it.
so we should just nuke the place. that way nobody gets it.
but the situation that the Palestinian are in are more because they didn't show up with lawyers in 47' or 67'
and the rest of the Arab world really could give too shits if they all die or not. thats why none of them really help help them. and Iran is only giving support because they want Israel dead also. and are just using them.
can we please get back on topic. I'm all depressed now.
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Post by Lachryma on Mar 18, 2007 14:10:35 GMT -5
Topic....topic....ah yes, the duplicity of sheep!
Did you know that centipedes are poisonous?
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