Two nuns....

[ImperialRedDragon]

...are riding bicycles down the street, when one says to the other, "I've never come this way before!", to which the other nun replies, "Neither have I, must be the cobblestones."


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[Syd 3.0]

So these two penguins are standing in the shower when the first penguin says "Hey, want a spoon?" and the other penguin says "No, that's alright I already have a toaster."