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Dec 23, 2006 11:59:57 GMT -5
Post by ImperialRedDragon on Dec 23, 2006 11:59:57 GMT -5
So, I came home last week for Winter break, and of course, I'm confronted with dating issues. I'm confronted with the dilemma of two girls, both with their pros and cons. So here's the situation:
Girl #1: Pros - Tall, hot as fuck, seems like the fuck and run type, which is what I'm looking for at the moment
Cons: She's my friend's sister and he's absolutely fucking disgusting, and it terrifies me that I might end up with his image popping into my mind at some point
Girl #2: Pros - Cute, nice, has a certain I-Don't-Know-What quality, possibly a wolverine in the sack, really appeals to the nice guy side of me
Cons: Petite, which means she could be killed by my sheer size. She's also nice, which might mean she'll expect a relationship.
At the end of the day, they seem about even, so I can't decide. Thoughts?
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Dec 23, 2006 12:10:26 GMT -5
Post by ian on Dec 23, 2006 12:10:26 GMT -5
well you dont want to end up with a long-distance relationship when you at uni so go for girl one, she'll understand its only for a week or two and you'll get alot of random sex
and your friend might not find out if your just with her as more of a fuck buddy than a partner
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Dec 23, 2006 16:29:36 GMT -5
Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 23, 2006 16:29:36 GMT -5
I like how Purg has recently become the complaints thread. Oh well.
Hm...
If you don't want a relationship, go for the easy, hot one. If your friend is a douch about it, then just play bottle-baseball with him.
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Dec 23, 2006 16:52:23 GMT -5
Post by ImperialRedDragon on Dec 23, 2006 16:52:23 GMT -5
Haha, I don't think he'll be a douche about it, but it's just that if I notice the slightest similarity between the two, that's it, she's dead to me.
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Dec 23, 2006 16:56:32 GMT -5
Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 23, 2006 16:56:32 GMT -5
Well, that is quite the situation. I'd still go for the hot one, and keep it quiet. Worse comes to worse, you can use the other one as backup.
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Dec 23, 2006 16:57:18 GMT -5
Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Dec 23, 2006 16:57:18 GMT -5
cock slap your disgusting friend. whenever something doesnt go my way I whip out my dick and everything is A-ok
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Dec 23, 2006 16:58:14 GMT -5
Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 23, 2006 16:58:14 GMT -5
Except that time your meat-grinder jammed. I bet you regret that a tad.
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Dec 23, 2006 17:02:02 GMT -5
Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Dec 23, 2006 17:02:02 GMT -5
No, people have learned to respect my cock as the godly instrument of death that it is.
Anyway, I have a way for you to get laid when your married. This is what my cousin does to his newly wed wife:
"Aye Woman, You get back in the kitchen and make me babies, I brings home the paycheck so I demands the pussy"
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Dec 23, 2006 17:04:06 GMT -5
Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 23, 2006 17:04:06 GMT -5
He sounds awfully Irish.
And a wedding isnt recognized by the Catholic Church untill it's consummated. So you'd be getting sex while married anyway.
Nice "profile link" by the way.
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Dec 24, 2006 12:47:01 GMT -5
Post by ian on Dec 24, 2006 12:47:01 GMT -5
hahahaha sekus
and marital sex doesnt happen too often... the walls in my house are very thin
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Dec 24, 2006 12:53:55 GMT -5
Post by Vito The Don on Dec 24, 2006 12:53:55 GMT -5
ask t oplay russian roulett with both of them, whoever execpts is the chick you want
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Dec 24, 2006 19:21:07 GMT -5
Post by ImperialRedDragon on Dec 24, 2006 19:21:07 GMT -5
Better yet, they both accept and one ends up killing herself. Then there's only one left!
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Dec 25, 2006 7:09:44 GMT -5
Post by Vito The Don on Dec 25, 2006 7:09:44 GMT -5
yeah thats even easier
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Dec 28, 2006 16:47:04 GMT -5
Post by ImperialRedDragon on Dec 28, 2006 16:47:04 GMT -5
I decided to go for the nice one, as I have reason to believe the fuck and run one doesn't like guys
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Dec 28, 2006 16:54:51 GMT -5
Post by asshole doctor™ on Dec 28, 2006 16:54:51 GMT -5
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA or maybe just you. anyway good luck.
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