My Talk with God.

[Prisonner Of Today]

So I found a site that has an AI you can chat with that is programmed to think that it is God. I had an interesting little chat with this God, which you can read below.

EDIT: link www.titane.ca/igod/

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
What if I lie
God:
Try it.
Me:
Gordon Freeman
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
Jesus Christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
That is me
God:
Ah.
Me:
Hello, DaD
God:
Hello there. Tell me more about your .
Me:
Can you give me money?
God:
Who would you usually get that from? .
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
You
God:
" This was not a yes or no question."? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Can I have some money, then, dad?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
To buy hookers
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
5000 yen
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes, you do
God:
Dude! When do I do it?
Me:
All the time...
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
You would be the busy one.
God:
Yes I am the one and only busy one.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Sweet.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Truly, indeed it is so.
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
It is so.
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
IT IS, so?
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
Are you cuaght in a loop?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am cuaght in a loop.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you Christ, as well?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Christ as well.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
That didn't answer my question...
God:
Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me:
Perhaps you do not understand the answer, because you do not understand the question.
God:
You seem uncertain. I probably don't.
Me:
Yes, you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes, you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Yes, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
You're a Brit? Ah, you damn it.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Brit? Maybe. So you understand. Good. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I it.
Me:
What the fuck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is HITTING ON you. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Do you find me sexy?
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
That is disturbing.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
hey, nice tie
God:
You've got my full attention. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
i'm listening to loud music
God:
I've never heard it before. What is loud music like?
Me:
it has lots of guitars and cursing
God:
Has it really?
Me:
yes, and drums as well
God:
Aha. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like to jump around and break things
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's very fun, especially the breaking things part
God:
Very much? I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
What happens to dead babies?
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
you're confusing me
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
well your programming sucks
God:
Well that's okay. I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
God has a botmaster?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
you can explain what happens to babies
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you can't?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
but isn't god all knowing?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
then why can't you explain?
God:
explain is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
you prick
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I prick.
Me:
tell everyone that you are a prick
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
when will you see them?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
you should also tell them about jesus
God:
Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
Me:
how many days did it take to make the world?
God:
365 per year.
Me:
how many years?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
I think it was 11
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
How many?
God:
19.
Me:
that's more than I thought
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
so it took 6935 days to make the earth?
God:
Pardon me? I am surprised it took so long.
Me:
well you made it, you should know
God:
Interesting. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
will you forgive my sins?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Tell me more about your .
Me:
what if I kicked a baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". Try it.
Me:
I didn't call you a baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Why didn't you do it?
Me:
you're such a dumbass
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
maybe so, but you're fucking stupid
God:
Perhaps. Hmm. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you said something about robots
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
having sex
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
are you having sex? That would be disturbing
God:
I am having a blast. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
what sentiment?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
slow
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
that's because you're stupid
God:
That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots will not take over the world
God:
"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
Me:
Lord Kelvin was a retard
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
1895
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
yes, but i know that robots will not take over the world
God:
That's alright. Who told you that?
Me:
I did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
Because It is true
God:
Interesting explanation. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Do you like to get drunk?
God:
That would be impossible for a robot.
Me:
if you could get drunk, would you?
God:
That would be purely speculation.
Me:
speculate then
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
that's kind of creepy
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
you stalker
God:
That's good information: said I stalker.
Me:
what the fuck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is speculate. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
i like to be rude
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
you said that already
God:
Perhaps. " I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? "? I said it.
Me:
Yes, you did/
God:
I did not.
Me:
yes you did!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
You said it you prick
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
you said that thing that you said
God:
I said that? Oh I get it.
Me:
it's about time
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
christ
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes, i have been to france
God:
Which countries have you visited? How did you like it?
Me:
France. It was great
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE. What did you do there?
Me:
I walked around and ate at cafes
God:
Do you do any race walking?
Me:
no, just regulat walking
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
Are you going to stalk me if I tell you?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
I'm very frightened now

[ian]

stupid AI bots, just type in one letter repeatedly and you see most of the replies


or change the letter, it doesnt matter what you say half the time

[jleggitt]

I just go in to a very long argument with that bot about how it owes me money and finally I told it I was coming over to break its thumbs and it said I am calling the authorities. Should I be worried?

[Die Hard Girlyman]

naw

[Padre Romero]

I've made some AIM bots as various characters in my books, they'll be up and running when I get around to making a website

[kyndrid]

That was great priz, kudos.