Specialist's Song Corner!

[Specialist290]

Just a couple of things I've been working for the past... well, year, actually. Thought I'd share 'em with you guys ;D

Caiger Zombie-Free

Barricade

The second one's a bit newer than the first. If any of you have been wondering where all those "Caiger Zombie-Free!" references are coming from (if you've seen any, of course), now you know.

Complete lyrics to follow in this thread soon. I'm also open to considering requests (although be aware that my knowledge of songs is fairly limited...), and anyone else who wishes to share anything they might have come up with is welcome to do so

[Specialist290]

Caiger Zombie-Free
(To the tune of "Yellow Submarine," by the Beatles)

In the town where zombies roam was a man who came to me,
And he told us of his dream of a land that's zombie-free
So we wandered through the Heights, 'till we saw a sea of green,
And we build our barricades to keep Caiger zombie-free,

We all fight keeping Caiger zombie-free,
Caiger zombie-free, Caiger zombie free.
We all fight keeping Caiger zombie free,
Caiger zombie-free, Caiger zombie-free.

And our friends are all indoors;
Many more of them live next door.
And the band begins to play:
(sound of the Caiger Mall Upper Left Corner Marching Band playing the refrain)

We all fight keeping Caiger zombie-free,
Caiger zombie-free, Caiger zombie-free.
We all fight keeping Caiger zombie-free,
Caiger zombie-free, Caiger zombie-free.

(instrumental; sounds of barricades being reinforced, random Survivor chatter, the Channel 4 News Team daily report, gunshots, zombie noises, etc.)

As we fight to keep our Mall,
Every one of us has all we need:
Sky of blue and sea of green
Keeping Caiger zombie-free,

We all fight keeping Caiger zombie-free,
Caiger zombie-free, Caiger zombie-free.
We all fight keeping Caiger zombie-free,
Caiger zombie-free, Caiger zombie-free.
(Repeat last 4 lines several times until either people get tired of it or zombies breach the barricades)

Composer's Note: The "sea of green" can be regarded as a reference either to zombie blood, which may or may not be green, or to the zombies themselves, who are often portrayed in art media as being either greenish or greyish in color.

[Specialist290]

Barricade
(To the tune of "Let It Be," by The Beatles)

When I find myself in times of trouble, Isidore comes to my aid,
Speaking words of wisdom, "Barricade!"
And in my hour of darkness, through all the hard times, come what may,
I hear those words of wisdom, "Barricade!"

Barricade, barricade, barricade, barricade--
Speaking words of wisdom, "Barricade!"

And when survivors seek for shelter, when the bitter foe invades,
There will be a strong, tall barricade.
For though they may be parted, there's still a chance they'll find their way
As long as they can find a barricade.

Barricade, barricade, barricade, barricade--
There will be a strong, tall barricade!

*Guitar solo*

And when the night is cloudy, there is still the hope of a bright new day
Standing there before us--Barricade!
I wake up to the sound of "Mrh"ing, Isidore comes to my aid,
Speaking words of wisdom, "Barricade!"

Barricade, barricade, barricade, barricade,
Speaking words of wisdom, "Barricade!"
Oh, barricade, barricade, barricade, barricade--
There will be a strong, tall barricade!

Still needs a little work, I know...

[Prisonner Of Today]

Hm... good work.

[Specialist290]

Thanks

[Specialist290]

Got another one

La Revolucion
(to the tune of "Revolution," by the Beatles)

You say you're with La Revolucion, well, ya know,
We all wanna take the Mall.
You want more zombie evolution, well, ya know,
We all wanna take the Mall;
But when you plot harman destruction,
Don't you know that you can count me out.

You know Malton's gonna be
All right;
All right;
All right!

You say you've got a real solution, well, ya know,
We all wanna see the plan.
You need cerebral contributions, well, ya know,
We all fight for what we can;
But if you want more brains for zombies with minds that hate,
Then all I can tell you, Fidel, is you'll have to wait.

You know Malton's gonna be
All right;
All right;
All right!

(guitar solo)

You want more barhah distribution, well, ya know,
Survivors wanna have your head.
You tell me it's an institution, well, ya know,
You'd better get revived instead;
But if you go carrying pictures of Murray Jay
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyway.

You know Malton's gonna be
All right;
All right;
All right!

All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right! ALL RIGHT!

[Vito The Don]

FANTASTIC

[Prisonner Of Today]

Try one to revolution number 9

[Specialist290]

prisonner said:

Try one to revolution number 9

I ain't touching that song w/ a 39 & 1/2 foot pole

[Specialist290]

Got a new one for you guys:

You're Gonna Lose That Mall
(To the tune of "You're Gonna Lose That Girl," by the Beatles)

You're gonna lose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna looose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)

If you don't keep them out tonight, you're gonna wake up dead. (*You're gonna wake up dead*)
You'd best be staying in tonight and barricade instead. (*I'll barricade instead*)
You're gonna lose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna looose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)

If you don't build that 'cade tonight, you're gonna find it gone (*You're gonna find it gone*)
'Cause then they'll take it down and then you're the unlucky one (*Such an unlucky one*)
You're gonna lose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna looose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna loooooose... (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)--

They'll make a point of taking it away from you; (*That's what they'll do*)
They're only zombies--what else can they do?

*guitar solo*

You're gonna lose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna looose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna loooooose... (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)--

They'll make a point of taking it away from you; (*That's what they'll do*)
They're only zombies--what else can they do?

If you don't keep them out tonight, you're gonna wake up dead. (*You're gonna wake up dead*)
You'd best be staying in tonight and barricade instead. (*I'll barricade instead*)
You're gonna lose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna looose that Mall, (*Yes, yes, you're gonna lose that Mall*)
You're gonna loo-oose that Mall!

EDIT: Just realized I've posted two different sets of lyrics--one here, and one on the Wiki! This is what comes from forgetting to make changes to the original text you've copied and pasted from... Anyway, the little discrepancy has now been fixed. If anyone likes the original set better ("They're only zombies--" was originally "The way you treat 'em,"), then I'll change it back on both versions.

[Lachryma]

It's lovely, just like the other ones...hey, was this the one I gave you the idea for, back when I was bugging you for new lyrics?

[Specialist290]

Yup, this is the one

[Lachryma]

I knew my ordering you around would produce wonders! You just needed some fierce encouragement to get you going!

[Tovarisch Khrushchev]

I love it! Infact, I played the actual song and sang along with your lyrics! Good show chap!

[Specialist290]

Thanks comrade. Always nice to hear feedback on these little things

Anyway, I've found (and fixed) a minor difference between the lyrics I've posted here and the ones on the Wiki (see post above, under the "EDIT" section). If anyone likes the "original" lyrics better than the new ones, I'll consider changing them back, but personally I think the "newer" ones fit the song a little better.