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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 16, 2007 12:09:38 GMT -5
i just thought of a brilliant plan to get super rich... i'm going to out source Mexican labor to INDIA!!.
it's simple. I get a truck. pick up a bunch of Mexicans in the truck. tell em i'll smuggle you to the US...charge them each $50.
stuff the Mexicans in a sea-container. throw in some tequila and beer, and a chicken and pig.
lock it and fed ex it to India. problem solved. lets see them make there way back into the US now.
HA.. i would like to do the same with Palestinians but lets ship them to Antarctica.
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Jan 18, 2007 22:38:59 GMT -5
... that's actually a pretty good idea. If you have no morals like me, you could save the money you'd spend on the tub by turning them in to the border patrol, or just shoot them, if your really lazy. I think there might even be a reward.
My latest get rich scheme was pretty decent. I was going to apply for a single credit card, then use it's credit history to apply for more. I would slowly accumulate every card available, then do a large cash advance on them all, netting billions. I would then make a worldwide lottery, giving a free ticket to anyone who named me ruler of the earth.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 24, 2007 12:28:55 GMT -5
not bad.
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Feb 24, 2007 15:44:22 GMT -5
The scary part is that it's feasable.
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Post by ian on Feb 24, 2007 15:51:26 GMT -5
feasible but wouldnt make much money, the way to make money is smuggling immigrants into america or britain. £500-2000 per immigrant, maybe 30 in a small boat, sail up to a beach and dump em, easy money
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Feb 24, 2007 15:52:47 GMT -5
I wouldnt be after the money. I'd be the ruler of the world. Then I could just take things from the serfs, after pushing them in the mud, raping their cattle, and stampeding their women.
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Post by ian on Feb 24, 2007 15:54:45 GMT -5
or stampeding their women and raping their cattle as they are wont to do where im from
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Feb 24, 2007 15:56:24 GMT -5
Here too, but I'm just trying not to fall into that rut every other evil dictator has. Except Hitler. He did it this way too, but for completely different reasons.
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Post by ian on Feb 24, 2007 15:58:36 GMT -5
well to start a dictatorship you need money and a country. both can be solved through the immigrant smuggling idea:
just kill the immigrants and take their money, mexico or bolivia or where-ever becomes weak so you buy it with all the dirty money. after that just follow the usual procedure till youve got an empire
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Feb 24, 2007 16:01:14 GMT -5
But my plan allows me to stay clean and safe in a first world country. After I ruled that, I'd just nuke anyone who didnt support me.
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Post by ian on Feb 24, 2007 16:02:00 GMT -5
somehow i doubt that would work well inside your own country, maybe bullets are a better if less impressive choice
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Feb 24, 2007 16:04:11 GMT -5
Eh, effectiveness doesnt count. It's all "shock and awe". If I really wanted to kill people, I'd use my nukes to melt the ice caps. Not so awe inspiring, but still.
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Post by iamrisen on Feb 24, 2007 20:03:58 GMT -5
The fun part about smuggling people is that no one will ever see them again. They're expected to disappear. Oh, the possibilities.
On the Mexican end, charge people five to ten thousand dollars for a hop across the border. Be sure to divide up your human cargo; men go over here, women go over here, children go over here. Needless to say, they don't go to the US. They go to Asia.
The men can just be euthanized and their organs sold on the black market. Depending on how healthy they are, you can probably get a few thousand apiece. Women and children? White slavery. I can run them to China, Japan, Central Asia, or maybe even the Middle East.
And screw ruling a country. Do you know what a pain in the ass that is? I'd prefer to just build up a nice chunk of capital, buy into a nice, safe investment, and live off the dividends while not having to worry about being assassinated by one of my minions, thank you very much.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 24, 2007 23:53:13 GMT -5
errr mexicans aren't white.
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Post by iamrisen on Feb 25, 2007 10:33:24 GMT -5
...look up "white slavery" in a dictionary.
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