Post by swiper on Jan 16, 2007 18:11:51 GMT -5
I'm announcing my return to mainstream UD politics, alliances, conspiracies etc as well as helping my Beloved Corps.
Wow! I return!
And I'd like a chinwag with some of C4NT's officers...
A ragged figure dragged themselves out of the bodies at Giddings pushing off CowboyUp's rotten and long dead corpse.
"Bleedin' 'ell..." Swiper, had evidently, been out of the 'zone' for some time, he looked up to see twenty survivors lowering their shotguns at him.
"L00k!!!" One screamed - somehow saying0 as he spoke..."Tis a n00b zed! Let me pwn it!"
Swiper sighed, "Look sonny jim, I don't want to start any serious hastle here but do you know who your f**king with? It is I Swiper..." He stood up and almost magically heroic music began playing in the background, "The Scourge of the Undead, former Avenger of Malton, joint founder of the Alliance of Giddings, founder of the New Maltonian Order... er... I never mentioned that... founder of the Army Control Corps and leader of the resistance against the Awful DARIS CoL tyranny...."
The music stopped. The twenty survivors had now raised M4s.
"I'm a fricking survivor! Look, ACC badge, I'm a goddamn hero..."
The twenty people looked at each other, and Swiper sighed, he dived to the floor, firing his two pistols wildly in the room as the survivors all fired, everyone shot each other. And somehow Swiper shot himself in the ass.
"Ahnhh...." he gritted his teeth... and staggered out of the room...
...to be greated by a firm pat on the back from a random survivor, "Hey it looks like your new to Malton mate so..."
Swiper sighed. It would be a long day.
Wow! I return!
And I'd like a chinwag with some of C4NT's officers...
A ragged figure dragged themselves out of the bodies at Giddings pushing off CowboyUp's rotten and long dead corpse.
"Bleedin' 'ell..." Swiper, had evidently, been out of the 'zone' for some time, he looked up to see twenty survivors lowering their shotguns at him.
"L00k!!!" One screamed - somehow saying0 as he spoke..."Tis a n00b zed! Let me pwn it!"
Swiper sighed, "Look sonny jim, I don't want to start any serious hastle here but do you know who your f**king with? It is I Swiper..." He stood up and almost magically heroic music began playing in the background, "The Scourge of the Undead, former Avenger of Malton, joint founder of the Alliance of Giddings, founder of the New Maltonian Order... er... I never mentioned that... founder of the Army Control Corps and leader of the resistance against the Awful DARIS CoL tyranny...."
The music stopped. The twenty survivors had now raised M4s.
"I'm a fricking survivor! Look, ACC badge, I'm a goddamn hero..."
The twenty people looked at each other, and Swiper sighed, he dived to the floor, firing his two pistols wildly in the room as the survivors all fired, everyone shot each other. And somehow Swiper shot himself in the ass.
"Ahnhh...." he gritted his teeth... and staggered out of the room...
...to be greated by a firm pat on the back from a random survivor, "Hey it looks like your new to Malton mate so..."
Swiper sighed. It would be a long day.
