Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Feb 9, 2007 18:11:13 GMT -5
DHG: So, I'm here with Xyu, organizer of the Mall Tour 07, Xyu, why touring malls?
Xyu: because they're big targets, with plenty of bra!nz. We like the snacks.
DHG:What part of the brain do you like the most?
Xyu: hmm...definitely the squishy bit. The part where you bite then the main part just pops? That's always satisfying.
DHG:Interesting
DHG: So, how does this mall tour differ from the previous one?
Xyu: It probably differs because we didn't have the ton of ferals from a strike like we did last year. We had to start things off slowly.
DHG: So which mall was more satisfying to sack, calvert or bale?
Xyu: bale, because it was more of a test. Calvert was pretty easy, but bale had a lot more harmans inside, and we had to work for it more.
DHG: Who's brains taste better: Mine or Ron's?
Xyu:I've not tasted either have I? I've not eaten Ron's I don't think, and your bra!nz are still to be clawed and tasted.
DHG: Good Luck with that last part.
DHG: When on a breakin, who do mall tour zombies go for first? and are there special tactics such as infect first?
Xyu:well I can't really give too much away there, but as far as infections go, we try to avoid it with attacking malls, where FAK's can be so easily gathered and used.
DHG: Now on to stickling, given its history of harsh resistance (the siege of whippey) why'd you go after such a stronghold when you're such a young tour?
Xyu: well last year we never hit the place because it had already fallen. I suppose it was just the nearest target after Bale. We had no idea so many Harman groups would gather there though, it's been quite surprising. Hopefully we'll have a good feast before we're done though and move onto our next target. >
DHG:Suppose stickling holds for awhile, what would Mall tour do then?
Xyu: we're not really thinking about that. We can only focus on taking it down, and not even consider being kept out at this stage.
DHG: You've mentioned a lot of human groups, which one is the biggest thorn in your ass?
Xyu: Lime Brigade at the moment.
It used to be the CMS followed by the CDF, but yeah, the Lime's have been really effective so far this time around.
DHG: What about these ranger Charecters?
Xyu: ah, they're a good group too. If the Lime's weren't here we'd probably be targetting them as a priority, along with C4NT and PTT.
DHG: This next question has been bothering me, and the rest of malton for quite some time, how the hell do you pronounce your name?
Xyu: Zeyu
DHG: Well, here in America, We're going to pronounce it shoe, and if you don't like it, then you can get out.
DHG: Finally, Dickholeguy: Great leader, or Greatest leader ever?
Xyu: hahaha, I'd say that in getting the Rangers defending the Mall you're a good leader, but with your sense of humour some of us definitely respect you more than some of the other harmans around.
DHG: Allright then, I'll put you down for greatest, Thanks for taking the time to sit down with us today. Join us tomarrow, as we'll be interviewing Jorm, the head of the new zombie horde thats taking malton by storm: The Militant Order of Barhah. For Channel Four News, This is special Correspondant Dickholeguy, signing out.
Xyu: because they're big targets, with plenty of bra!nz. We like the snacks.
DHG:What part of the brain do you like the most?
Xyu: hmm...definitely the squishy bit. The part where you bite then the main part just pops? That's always satisfying.
DHG:Interesting
DHG: So, how does this mall tour differ from the previous one?
Xyu: It probably differs because we didn't have the ton of ferals from a strike like we did last year. We had to start things off slowly.
DHG: So which mall was more satisfying to sack, calvert or bale?
Xyu: bale, because it was more of a test. Calvert was pretty easy, but bale had a lot more harmans inside, and we had to work for it more.
DHG: Who's brains taste better: Mine or Ron's?
Xyu:I've not tasted either have I? I've not eaten Ron's I don't think, and your bra!nz are still to be clawed and tasted.
DHG: Good Luck with that last part.
DHG: When on a breakin, who do mall tour zombies go for first? and are there special tactics such as infect first?
Xyu:well I can't really give too much away there, but as far as infections go, we try to avoid it with attacking malls, where FAK's can be so easily gathered and used.
DHG: Now on to stickling, given its history of harsh resistance (the siege of whippey) why'd you go after such a stronghold when you're such a young tour?
Xyu: well last year we never hit the place because it had already fallen. I suppose it was just the nearest target after Bale. We had no idea so many Harman groups would gather there though, it's been quite surprising. Hopefully we'll have a good feast before we're done though and move onto our next target. >
DHG:Suppose stickling holds for awhile, what would Mall tour do then?
Xyu: we're not really thinking about that. We can only focus on taking it down, and not even consider being kept out at this stage.
DHG: You've mentioned a lot of human groups, which one is the biggest thorn in your ass?
Xyu: Lime Brigade at the moment.
It used to be the CMS followed by the CDF, but yeah, the Lime's have been really effective so far this time around.DHG: What about these ranger Charecters?
Xyu: ah, they're a good group too. If the Lime's weren't here we'd probably be targetting them as a priority, along with C4NT and PTT.
DHG: This next question has been bothering me, and the rest of malton for quite some time, how the hell do you pronounce your name?
Xyu: Zeyu
DHG: Well, here in America, We're going to pronounce it shoe, and if you don't like it, then you can get out.
DHG: Finally, Dickholeguy: Great leader, or Greatest leader ever?
Xyu: hahaha, I'd say that in getting the Rangers defending the Mall you're a good leader, but with your sense of humour some of us definitely respect you more than some of the other harmans around.
DHG: Allright then, I'll put you down for greatest, Thanks for taking the time to sit down with us today. Join us tomarrow, as we'll be interviewing Jorm, the head of the new zombie horde thats taking malton by storm: The Militant Order of Barhah. For Channel Four News, This is special Correspondant Dickholeguy, signing out.
