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[Prisonner Of Today]

Took me a minute to figure out who Cam was... I really should change this back..

To be completely honest, I can't disagree with that much. I wear an suit by Armani for daily work, but I only own two, and I have six unregistered guns. I drive a pickup truck. My second garage is built out of logs. I attend a yearly rodeo (mostly for carnival rides, underaged drinking, and girls, all of which are irreversably inter-related). Yee fucking haw.

[asshole doctor™]

should I go back to calling you priz?
and have you noticed he still has not said anything about not being a fat kid. ooooh man picture time would be great.
let me see I think I have a picture of covex mom...... oh right here it is. from her recent shopping trip in time sq.

[Prisonner Of Today]

That's not his mom, that's him 10 years from now, after the surgery.

[asshole doctor™]

no this is covex ten years from now in the miss Nebraska pageant.

[Prisonner Of Today]

He must be very jealous of the redhead.

[asshole doctor™]

this is too much fun... well i have work in 5 hours so gnight.

[Definitely Not Axe Hack]

Covex sucks, Nebraska sucks, New York is better.

[Angel]

prisonner said:

No, we assume that because you are a poorly educated, mentally disabled faggot, who can't spell a simple word like "actualy" or "imporntat" that you are an "uncultured farmer".

For insurance reasons, the place I live is classes as a farm, and it's in Northern Canada (which happens to be the world's largest exporter of natural resources, for the most part), and I probably only pull in about 20,000 a year. Yet strangely, no one here has ever called me a redneck, and I'd like to think there's only maybe one person who hates me on here (you don't count. I said "person", not walking feces, which means shit, incase your simply little hick brain couldn't get it).

It's not where you come from, it's how you act. Now get the fuck off the forum, no body here likes or wants you.

Priz is a redneck!

Guys, fuck N.Y. Ohio is where it's at! We have Mushroomhead! Notice how in Covex's picture, they go in order of size, right to left. The Red head being smallest, and Covex being fattest.

[Magatsu Taito]

I've always heard San Fran and Boulder was the places to go... But then again I don't even live there

[ian]

*cough* Britain *cough*

Im as far north as priz (or not many degrees Lat from) and have a decent-ish schooling system and a post. I live near a beach, near farmland and near some large hills and the weather is nicely unpredictable. I dont actually have a job so live off random installments from my parents... i dont have any guns though.

Britain wins! or, as i like to call it, brit-ian!

[asshole doctor™]

i'm not saying new york is the best. (i happen to like oslo the most cause thats where my girlfriend is from)
i'm just saying theres nothing of value in Nebraska.
when people visit the states whats the first place they visit.... Nebraska.. don't think so. Ummm NY,FL,CA someplace with something going on besides tractor pulls.

so what I'm saying is Nebraska sucks mostly because covex is from there. it's all his fault.

ALSO. ian you know viz magazine right?don't those girls look like the fat slags comic?

[ian]

I know of the Viz magasine but i dont think ive ever read it, its kind of very old these days.

Do all americans smoke marlboros, drink Bud and eat hershey bars?

[Prisonner Of Today]

Yeah, aside from Covex, I don't have anything against Nebraska either...

[Definitely Not Axe Hack]

The only thing I have against Nebraska besides Covex is the fact that I don't have the state quarter for Nebraska in my collection...

[asshole doctor™]

gosh i can't wait for him to get home from school and read all this.
we give him a reason to live.