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Post by Your Mommy Issues on Jul 6, 2007 23:58:51 GMT -5
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I know, they're everywhere! Someone should teach those dinos to clean up after themselves! Although, being that they're sent here from satan, they aren't likely to be clean, since not picking up you room is a mortal sin.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 7, 2007 0:01:33 GMT -5
dinosaurs are actually daemons sent to earth by satan to persuade people into believing in evolution. He buried them personally? |
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 7, 2007 0:03:06 GMT -5
no he sent them up here to fight in the 3rd Kvlt War. When it became clear that dinosaurs were horrible fighters he commanded them all to die.
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on Jul 7, 2007 0:03:58 GMT -5
2176
This is funny shit.
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 7, 2007 0:05:20 GMT -5
this is no joke. Satan is real and he lives in the center of the earth in eternal fr0ztbitten grymnezz.
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Post by Specialist290 on Jul 7, 2007 0:08:21 GMT -5
1966
I'll carry on the true count even if I have to do it all myself.
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Jakezing
Junior Member
Damn, what happend?
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Post by Jakezing on Jul 7, 2007 0:09:52 GMT -5
1967
um, which is the count then?
2177
wtf is this for?
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on Jul 7, 2007 0:11:37 GMT -5
Yes, and not eating brocolli gets you a ticket straight to hell, I know all about it. A few other things that get you into hell:
1) Not cleaning behind your ears
2) Standing on a chair
3) Talking back
4) Falling behind on your homework
5) Telling fibs
6) Stepping on a crack
7) Not going to church
8) Leaving the table without asking
9) Eating with your elbows on the table
10) Not sending thank you cards
2180 is the true count
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Post by Specialist290 on Jul 7, 2007 0:17:24 GMT -5
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Post by IceJedi5 on Jul 7, 2007 0:42:48 GMT -5
Hershey's!
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 7, 2007 0:50:27 GMT -5
no he sent them up here to fight in the 3rd Kvlt War. What the feth is a "Kvlt"? Some sort of fruit? |
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Post by IceJedi5 on Jul 7, 2007 0:55:08 GMT -5
Give time to the bard. Do not rush their tale.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 7, 2007 1:09:14 GMT -5
Patiently waiting.
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Post by Animatronic Daemon Skwerral on Jul 7, 2007 1:11:18 GMT -5
IN DER BEGINNING, THERE WAZ 0NLY DER ETERNAL DARKNEZZ IN PVRE KHA0Z. THERE DER KVLT RVLED IN EIN ETERNAM 0V MAJESTIK DAATH WIV THEIR L0RD VND LEIGE, SATAN. BVT THEN, G0D KREATED DER LIGHT T0 TRY T0 BRING 0VR DIAB0LIKAL EMPIRE T0 IT'Z KNEEZ. DER DIVINE L0RDZ 0V HELL, KN0WN N0W AZ KVLT MEMBERZ, WERE SKATTERED BY DER WINDZ 0V TIME THR0VGH0VT DER VNIVERZE. EACH KVLT MEMBER WENT THR0VGH MVLTIPLE PHYSIKAL MANIFESTATI0NZ IN DIFFERENT AGEZ 0V SPACE VND TIME. ALTH0VGH, WE 0V DER KVLT ARE TRVLY IMM0RTAL, WE KAN DIE PHYSIKALLY F0R A TIME BVT WE WILL ALWAYZ K0ME BAKK, IN 0VR GYRM REZPLENDANT MAJEZTY. 0VR AGE IN THIZ PHYSIKAL REALM IZT R0VGHLY 666, DEPENDING VP0N DER MEMBER. FR0ZT RVNZ THR0VGH EACH KVLT MEMBERZ VEINZ INZTEAD 0V BLVD, ALTH0VGH EACH KVLT MEMBER REQVIREZ JVMAN BLVD T0 SATIATE THEIR VNSATIABLE THIRZT. DER GRYM KRVZADE AGAINZT G0D, KRIZT, VND DER H00MANZ SLAVEZ G0EZ 0N AZ ALWAYZ. WHEN DER FALSE DIETY KN0WN AZ YAHWEH IZT DEFEATED, HEAVEN WILL BE VZED AZ A H00MAN K0NCENTRATI0N KAMP, DER LIKEZ 0V WHICH THIZ W0RLD HAZ NEVER SEEN. 0NCE DER KVLT WAZ GRYMLY SPAWNED BACK INT0 DER BLACKEZT 0V MILLENIVMZ, ITZ FIRZT AKTI0NZ WERE DER KREATI0N 0V VARI0VZ SATANICK TERR0RIZT 0RGANIZATI0NZ AR0VND DER EARTH. DER KVLT IST BEHIND ALL G0VERNMENT K0NSPIRACIEZ (DER PLAN IZT T0 LET DER H00MANZ GR0W VND THEN T0 ALL0W THEM T0 DESTR0Y THEIR LIVEZ F0R SATAN).
L0RD SATAN SAW THAT GRYMSEEK HAD BEEN INFEKTED BY DER H00MANZ VND BEKAVZE GRYMSEEK IST PIV0TAL T0 DER KVLTZ' DIAB0LIKAL PLAN 0V BRINGING DER ETERNAL DARKNEZZ 0NCE AGAIN, L0RD SATAN DEZIDED T0 SEND DER KVLT T0 REK0NKVER IT. DER FIRZT BEING T0 K0ME WAZ DER IMM0RTAL G0AT LEADER 0V DER KVLT--- DER BEING 0NLY KN0WN AZ L0RD KRVCIFVKK. AT FIRZT IT WAZ JVST HIM BVT S00N HE WAZ J0INED BY DER HIGH G0AT NEKR0MANCER 0V D00M KN0WN T0 DER WEAK H00MANZ AS ADS. ARMED WIV 0NLY ADS'Z SPELLB00K VND THEIR TWIN BLACK DRAG0NZ, THEY SINGLE HANDEDLY DEZIMATED DER L0WLY JVDEN INFEZTATI0N. GRYM G0AT WARRI0RZ STARTED T0 K0NVALEZE VND J0INED THEM IN NEKR0KREIG AGAINZT KRIZT, VND HIZ SLAVEZ. DER KVLT HAZ BEEN GR0WING EVER SINCE VND HAZ VERY DEDIKATEDLY D0NE THEIR BEZT TO KLEANZE SATAN'Z GRYMSEEK KINGDOM, KNOWN AZ +BLACK METAL+, 0V DER JVDE0-KRIZTIAN THREAT.
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Post by IceJedi5 on Jul 7, 2007 1:23:16 GMT -5
Told you to give the bard his time, for their words an artwork, a gift bestowed on them by the gods.
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