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Post by Angel on Jul 9, 2007 19:23:33 GMT -5
Alright. You know those snap n' pops? Well, heres a better version. Mix iodine crystals with ammonia until the crystals won't dissovle into the ammonia anymore. Pour off the extra ammonia, then place the remainder on a baking sheet, spread out evenly, and let it sit overnight. Now, be extra careful with the dried crystals, as they are very, and I mean VERY sensitive to friction. Carefully wrap them inside plastic wrap or a paper towerl, both sealed with tape, string, or a rubber band, then launch them at the person. Their reaction is funny as hell. Or, take a normal 3.5 floppy disk. Carefully open it up and remove that cotton covering stuff. Take a pissload of blue or white matches, and scrape the match powder into a bowl. Once you have quite a bit of it, spread it evenly on the inside of the disk on the black thing. Cover it with nail polish, let it dry, then put it back together, sealing it with more nail polish, or some other bonding agent. When they put it in their PC, it'll fry the entire thing.  |
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 9, 2007 19:26:26 GMT -5
First one: too complicated
Second one: Who the feth still uses floppy disks?
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Post by Angel on Jul 9, 2007 19:36:16 GMT -5
Dunno, but it was simple and easy for you, so I threw it in there.
Want a reeeeaaaalllyyyy east one?
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Post by IceJedi5 on Jul 9, 2007 19:42:37 GMT -5
TAKE GUN AND SHOOT, LOL HE DIES LOL.
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Post by Angel on Jul 9, 2007 19:51:51 GMT -5
No, take liquid chlorine that contains sodium hypochlorate, mix it in equal parts with sugar and water about one tenth of the way up in a 2 liter bottle, then put it in a mailbox and run. Amazing. Simply amazing.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 9, 2007 19:56:10 GMT -5
TAKE GUN AND SHOOT, LOL HE DIES LOL. There we go. Thanks Ice! |
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Post by Angel on Jul 9, 2007 20:09:01 GMT -5
Bah. You're no fun at all...
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Post by IceJedi5 on Jul 9, 2007 20:37:16 GMT -5
Ok I exalted your karma SA. I own you know, make me a sandwich slave.
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on Jul 9, 2007 20:38:30 GMT -5
Hmmm... I was thinking of non-violent revenge tactics, and things that really don't do that much damage, but yours are good too.
Here's another car one: Find out where he lives, then every night, go and let some air out of his tires, he'll of course put more in at first, but after a bit, he's going to start worrying about his tires, so he'll go and get new ones. Repeat as long as you can stand putting up with doing all that work.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 9, 2007 20:40:36 GMT -5
Why do you know so many car-related ways of fething with people?
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on Jul 9, 2007 20:45:19 GMT -5
My mom dated this gangster when I was little, and he taught us children a lot of very bad things for kids to know. Luckily, I've never really put most of his teachings into practice.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 9, 2007 20:47:55 GMT -5
Hmm...that's kinda weird for him to talk to you little kids about random feth like that...must be some buried paternal instinct or something.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jul 9, 2007 20:49:29 GMT -5
i like using five ton quick dry epoxy and gluing someone car to the street
more fun with epoxy.
glue his gas tank, windows, antenna, hood. man epoxy is fun.
oh and of course key holes.
but thats only if you really really hate them.
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Post by Your Mommy Issues on Jul 9, 2007 20:52:49 GMT -5
Of course there's always the classic:
See guy with new girl, go up to him and tell him that the doctor said that if we keep using the cream all the itching and the burning will clear up in a couple of weeks.
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Post by Lachryma on Jul 9, 2007 20:59:49 GMT -5
And then slap him, to make things really confusing.
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