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Post by Noah on Jan 31, 2009 22:18:26 GMT -5
News story in Angel's future;
"The mall shooting has claimed five lives and another three in intensive care. Although most citizens were shocked at the carnage, one local was quoted as saying, 'That was lawlzworthy. He totally powned them. PKA eat your heart out.' We had no idea what that meant."
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Post by Angel on Jan 31, 2009 22:35:42 GMT -5
Actually, I'd have said it more like... "What, only five dead? Shit mate, give me a gun, and I'll show you a fucking lulzy-ass massacre!  " It's not liek those 5 would really matter, the Earth's overpopulated as it is. |
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Post by Noah on Jan 31, 2009 22:47:39 GMT -5
I hope they interview you about a shooting someday..
I'd definatley play the oblivious dude if they interviewed me
"I was buying some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's, then there was a bunch of loud bangs, then the police came, and there were more loud bangs, and I got pushed out of the mall, but the worst part was I paid the lady at the counter, but I didn't get any ice cream. I mean come on, I think she could have stopped cowering just long enough to give me a triple scoop of chocolate chunk, but no. She's gotta hide behind the counter while I'm waiting in line for my ice cream. I bet she ate it herself. Wait, someone got shot? Oh shit, when did that happen?"
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Post by Angel on Jan 31, 2009 23:17:36 GMT -5
If we were interviewed one after another, that'd be even greater. A guy who thinks it could have been funnier, then a guy who had no idea it was going on, it'd make people wonder whats wrong with the world.  |
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Post by Noah on Jan 31, 2009 23:44:00 GMT -5
Note to self, never go to mall with Angel.
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Post by Angel on Feb 1, 2009 9:57:21 GMT -5
Meh, quick stop at the bookstore, and Auntie M's pretzel stand, and I'm done. Those pretzels are delicious.
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Post by Noah on Feb 1, 2009 11:50:14 GMT -5
Those pretzels are delicious. You know why don't you? The salt, it's crack cocaine. Makes you keep coming back. |
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Post by Angel on Feb 1, 2009 12:02:04 GMT -5
Hell, I will. Coke or not, tasty as fuck.
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Post by Noah on Feb 1, 2009 22:43:53 GMT -5
Dammit the Steelers won. I hate the stupid Steelers. They stole my team's chances for a bowl when they took out our QB's knee, they screwed us over, man! Steelers suck.
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Post by Lord Wulfgar on Feb 2, 2009 2:41:52 GMT -5
I was really rooting for the Cardinals............and I don't even watch football.
Hell of an endgame.
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Post by Angel on Feb 2, 2009 6:15:48 GMT -5
Meh, football blows.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 2, 2009 12:02:18 GMT -5
goodbye counting thread.
i'm done with the QSG.
so i'm done with this forum.
nice knowing all of you.... even axe.
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Post by Angel on Feb 2, 2009 16:35:02 GMT -5
Oh, don't leave you prick. I've worked too hard on this thread! Stay and post at least! I'm not affiliated with the NMC anymore, and I'm still here!
Man, that sucks. See you around harrison. You mean-ass son of a bitch.
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Post by Argo on Feb 2, 2009 19:24:29 GMT -5
He's to awesome to leave!
And while the Mall Tour is in Roftwood of all times...
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Post by Angel on Feb 2, 2009 19:54:52 GMT -5
A Post to harrison! May he have a good life in other places!
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