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Post by Noah on Mar 15, 2009 18:13:14 GMT -5
I've only done the reefer five or so times, and then it was the "Hey, let's all get high and watch this trippy movie!" kinda high.
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Post by Padre Romero on Mar 15, 2009 19:51:47 GMT -5
...god cried every one of those times...
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Post by Noah on Mar 15, 2009 21:12:25 GMT -5
And when I masturbate, and when I think naughty thoughts, and when I lie, and when I steal, and when I miss church, and when I used the Lords name in vain, and when I fight, and when I disobey my parents, and when I... You get the point.
I'm Catholic. The guilt is laid on us heavier than butter on a fat man's toast. God cries so many times for Catholics he needs to take anti-depressants.
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Post by Argo on Mar 16, 2009 1:35:20 GMT -5
I've only done the reefer five or so times, and then it was the "Hey, let's all get high and watch this trippy movie!" kinda high. Noah loves The Wall... trippy as Woodstock without the security guards. And fat people take pride in their toast! |
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Post by 23skidoo on Mar 16, 2009 10:49:42 GMT -5
I propose a toast to all of you heathens, savages and necrophiles.
Also, 'god made me do it' sounds like a shaky defense to me.
And as for bragging, I taught Hitler how to play the tamborine AND elvis how to make a sandwitch. So there.
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Post by Argo on Mar 16, 2009 12:55:17 GMT -5
23skidoo taught me how to make cake from a box! I'm so proud of my talent!
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Post by Angel on Mar 16, 2009 18:05:08 GMT -5
And when I masturbate, and when I think naughty thoughts, and when I lie, and when I steal, and when I miss church, and when I used the Lords name in vain, and when I fight, and when I disobey my parents, and when I... You get the point. I'm Catholic. The guilt is laid on us heavier than butter on a fat man's toast. God cries so many times for Catholics he needs to take anti-depressants. I was born Catholic, but renounced all forms of religion when I was ten. Although I do miss the whole "It's okay, I'll just confess about how I caused genocide on a wide spread scale and I'll be forgiven!" thing. ;D |
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Post by Angel on Mar 16, 2009 18:06:46 GMT -5
But I am cool with not being lumped with the same people as per this example: "It's okay little Timmy, God is happy you swallowed all that salty white stuff that came from me! You were devouring my evil and purifying it!"  |
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Post by Noah on Mar 16, 2009 18:12:37 GMT -5
I was born Catholic, but renounced all forms of religion when I was ten. "It's okay little Timmy, God is happy you swallowed all that salty white stuff that came from me! You were devouring my evil and purifying it!" Do you have a secret, Angel? |
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Post by Angel on Mar 16, 2009 18:46:23 GMT -5
That my ex-priest poured hot coffee on me while I was walking down the street at age 12?
Nah, I wasn't molested, I just thinks it's a great card to pull on the Catholic assholes who treated me like shit when I wouldn't so much as even look in their direction.
I gave up religion after a long time of research and thinking, not because of some action of another person.
So, anyone know anything about this "Zombie Pandemic" game that's supposed to hit the internet by the end of the month?
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Post by Angel on Mar 16, 2009 18:48:04 GMT -5
That my ex-priest poured hot coffee on me while I was walking down the street at age 12? Nah, I wasn't molested, I just thinks it's a great card to pull on the Catholic assholes who treated me like shit when I wouldn't so much as even look in their direction. I gave up religion after a long time of research and thinking, not because of some action of another person. So, anyone know anything about this "Zombie Pandemic" game that's supposed to hit the internet by the end of the month? Also, my name is Ben (Or Tyler, for those who have known me since before 7th grade), not Timmy. I personally hate the name Timmy, or Tim. |
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Post by Noah on Mar 16, 2009 19:09:52 GMT -5
When someone trys to do the whole "Why are you Catholic when your priests rape children." I usually can make them stop in their tracks and turn white when I say, "Yeah, I know first-hand..." with a perfectly straight face.
Then I go one explaining it wasn't the majority, I haven't really been raped by a priest, and that I'm only Catholic because my family is and once I leave home I'm going to change faiths, possibly Bahai.
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Post by Argo on Mar 17, 2009 1:47:48 GMT -5
Zombie Pandemic? What blasphemy do you speak?!
Go rogue and become... none of the above. Become an Athiest. Or a member of the Super Duper Ultra Mega Satan Cult. I do NOT worship a guy named Stan or Santa! Those were typos!
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Post by Noah on Mar 17, 2009 5:14:12 GMT -5
But Stan is kick-ass!
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Post by winka on Mar 17, 2009 6:29:45 GMT -5
....Sláinte...
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