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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Dec 26, 2007 19:00:04 GMT -5
...he sees two Catholic priests sitting at a table, eating dinner. He walks up to their table and says, "I didn't know whether to send over a bottle of wine, or a boy scout."
Geddit?
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Dec 27, 2007 4:21:43 GMT -5
So a baby seal walks in to a club...
...has a few drinks, hooks up with this SMOKING HOT penguin, and ends up with herpes.
Then a guy beats him to death with a bludgen and my Grandma gets a new fur coat.
GEDDIT!?
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Dec 27, 2007 7:29:37 GMT -5
The penguin is Ian?
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Dec 27, 2007 15:26:54 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar only to get shot in the head.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Dec 28, 2007 11:47:57 GMT -5
Share the love!
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Dec 28, 2007 12:05:40 GMT -5
If it's not broken, it's mine. If it is, it's yours.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Dec 28, 2007 12:11:55 GMT -5
The love is not an earthly possession.
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Post by ian on Dec 28, 2007 12:13:22 GMT -5
Look! that wasnt a seal! she was german and very short. Now lets never speak of this again.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Dec 28, 2007 12:49:51 GMT -5
Speak of it again, and I'll throw a ball at you...as long as I don't end up like this:  |
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Post by Angel on Dec 29, 2007 13:40:11 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar, only to see Axe hack trying to do stand up, only to see him fail miserably.  |
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Dec 30, 2007 9:38:25 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar, and said to SA "Your mama's so fat, she was the main star of the last King Kong movie!"
(And yes...I did make that one up.)
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Jan 2, 2008 3:32:27 GMT -5
That explains why it's not funny.
ZING!
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Post by Angel on Jan 2, 2008 16:16:59 GMT -5
Wow. That was kind of sad...
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Jan 2, 2008 19:31:53 GMT -5
Anything that could have been in a bad MTV show is sad. In fact anything that is not music on MTV is sad. And even some that is music is.... MTV makes me cry inside.  |
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Post by Angel on Jan 3, 2008 2:17:04 GMT -5
MTV and Fuse make my ears bleed...
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