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Post by Lachryma on Mar 13, 2007 22:42:35 GMT -5
Lower ones? Hell? No, you can't joke about getting scurvy on the seas of Hell! Do you know how hard it is to get citrus fruits down there?!
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Mar 14, 2007 5:53:06 GMT -5
I would imagine it would be about as hardas it would be to get citrus fruits anywhere else that is ether incredibly cold or hot (depending on which version you go for).
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Post by Padre Romero on Mar 14, 2007 10:03:46 GMT -5
In "Gravity's Rainbow" they manage to grow bannanas in a greenhouse in WWII london. I don't imagine it would be that hard to get citrus fruits growing somewhere in Malton.
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Post by Lachryma on Mar 14, 2007 10:10:36 GMT -5
See, that's where I got that orange. And that's where I'll get a kiwi in the near future.
Thanks, Padre Romero, for enlightening those doubters. I don't know who the hell you are (leader of some group, I hear), but thanks anyway!
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Mar 14, 2007 12:16:41 GMT -5
Yeah, but in London, they didn't have to worry about zombies constantly, just rockets. Which were more dangerous, sure, but far, far less numerous.
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Post by Specialist290 on Mar 14, 2007 17:39:10 GMT -5
And to answer the other part of Lach's post: the Padre happens to be the de facto leader of Malton's Angels.
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Post by Hec Scrivener on Mar 14, 2007 18:01:53 GMT -5
Founding member, spiritual guide, moral center, social disease... you name it, he's it for the Angels.
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Post by Lachryma on Mar 14, 2007 18:17:24 GMT -5
Yeah, but in London, they didn't have to worry about zombies constantly, just rockets. Which were more dangerous, sure, but far, far less numerous. Rockets blow up greenhouses, permanently destroying them. Zombies just kill people who run greenhouses. People can be replaced. Greenhouses and kiwis cannot. And to answer the other part of Lach's post: the Padre happens to be the de facto leader of Malton's Angels. I'm aware of that fact, I was just joking. I'm posting in his forum-thingy, so I know who leads them.
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Post by Padre Romero on Mar 14, 2007 18:36:08 GMT -5
Founding member, spiritual guide, moral center, social disease... you name it, he's it for the Angels. Well, you say that, but regrettably, I've been MIA for the past two months...I let real life things like a fever of 103 degrees and a breakup affect my UD regemen...it's been over a month since i've cracked a pun! I intend to change that very, very soon. ;D
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Post by Artaxerxes/SweetIrony on Mar 14, 2007 18:50:56 GMT -5
(Testing... testing... Is this radio working? Okay.) Hec Scrivener to Malton's Angels, Hec calling the Angels. Hello from outside, everybody! How are things in my favorite quarantined city? OMG OMG OMG it's HEC!!!!!! I miss you.
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Post by Padre Romero on Mar 14, 2007 18:55:04 GMT -5
As I understand it, he'll be radio-ing in on somewhat frequent basis, just to make sure we're doing okay...very sweet of him, all things considered.
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Post by Specialist290 on Mar 14, 2007 19:38:38 GMT -5
I'm aware of that fact, I was just joking. I'm posting in his forum-thingy, so I know who leads them. You need to use smileys more. Otherwise I'll never be able to tell when you're joking Text-based communication's only flaw, unfortunately--it can't properly convey emotions the way a straight-up conversation (or bash to the head) can.
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Post by Lachryma on Mar 14, 2007 20:00:21 GMT -5
I don't use smileys cuz I'm too sophisticated for that.
I use exclamation marks! Duh!
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Post by Specialist290 on Mar 14, 2007 20:11:14 GMT -5
Someone who listens to rap music claiming to be too sophisticated to use smileys?
(Sorry, just had to take that little potshot ;D )
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Post by Lachryma on Mar 14, 2007 20:14:01 GMT -5
Whatever.
My essay about Eminem's "Lose Yourself" got me into one college, and I'm hoping it'll get me into Stanford too.
So there!
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