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Post by Vito The Don on May 2, 2009 19:53:21 GMT -5
"I'll go in first with the BEHEMOTH, we're clearing out for a couple hours, in about 10 mins 3 pissed off mob families, Irish Terrorists and some serial killers are gonna converge here. It won't be pretty, they all hate each other. If we hang out at the mall for a little while we'll be fine." Vito pulls up the trapboard jumps down and fires down the tunnel screeming "Get me now zombie Croc Bastards!"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on May 2, 2009 20:05:42 GMT -5
At the bar, the DJ is packing up as much supplies as he can.
Meanwhile, in the sewer...A new guy, named Jayson Ecxxks, is strolling along down when he hears rapid gunfire, followed by loud snapping sounds.
"Those zombie crocs must be loose again..."
The guy runs towards the croc fight, and spots Vito running.
"Hey dude. Are those crocs botherin' ya? All you need are the right stuff...Not a freakin' BEHEMOTH."
Ecxxks takes out a few pounds of raw meat and tosses them in the direction of the zombie crocs.
"That should keep those crocs busy for a few hour...Name's Jayson Ecxxks. How you doin'?"
There's something kinda suspicious about this new guy...Especially since his name does sound like Jason X...But then again...Maybe it's nothing...
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Post by Sarpek on May 2, 2009 21:33:48 GMT -5
There is another rumble, and a loud rumbling echo roars down the sewer. Sarpek rolls up on a home-made Quad-bike, also with a Zombie-killing plow mounted on the front. A trailer rattles along behind him. "Chuck all the supplies in here, DJ. We can get to my warehouse, it's about a quarter mile by sewer."
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Post by Leon Silverblood on May 3, 2009 14:06:41 GMT -5
Leon watches them, chuckling at first, then...
"-wait a minute...what about The Elbow Room? They'll break all the liquor, you short-sighted sons of bitches!!!"
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Post by Sarpek on May 3, 2009 18:35:01 GMT -5
"Not to worry, Leon. I converted an old safe to hold it."
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Post by Michelle O.bama on May 4, 2009 11:23:28 GMT -5
Outside a woman's voice breaks the silence that had gathered as everyone began quietly evacuating.
"Vito! Vito, you son of a bitch! I know you're in there! It's Michelle Ogoddamnedbama! You thought I wouldn't find you? Come out here, let's have a talk! No one has to get hurt!"
She cocks her pistol and nods to snipers out of sight in nearby darkened buildings.
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Post by Sarpek on May 4, 2009 17:26:12 GMT -5
Sarpek flips up a cover, revealing an armored laptop beneath. He flicks through a few windows, showing camera feeds of the surrounding buildings. There is a woman standing outside the Elbow Room, and apparently people in the surrounding buildings. With sheer glee, he pulls out a cell phone, and dials a number. There is a roar from above as home-made bombs detonate, filling the buildings with ball bearings traveling somewhere near the speed of sound.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on May 4, 2009 18:48:03 GMT -5
The DJ packs an entire box, then grabs a motorbike he had hidden in the supply closet. He straps the box of supplies to the bike.
"It's alright, Sarpek! I've got other business to attend to up in Yagoton. I'll be back ASAP to wrap things up here!"
The DJ revs off towards Yagoton.
Meanwhile, in the sewer...Jayson Ecxxks hears Michelle's voice. He turns to Vito.
"Well. Looks like your friends are near. I'll see you around."
Jayson Ecxxks starts walking in the direction towards Dulston leaving Vito alone. Again, there's something suspicious about this guy...Even as he's leaving...
((OOC: I'm out for the week, folks. There's AP exams floating about this week. Wish me luck! Don't worry. I'll be back in a week.))
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Post by Noah on May 4, 2009 21:08:51 GMT -5
Noah grabs some food and hies behind the remnants of the kitchen fridge.
"Shits getting to weird for me. I'm just going to stay here for a while."
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Post by Leon Silverblood on May 4, 2009 21:17:19 GMT -5
Leon waits for the explosions to stop rocking the earth, then downs the rest of a screwdriver. He looks closely at the woman outside, thinks for a moment, then hollers out the door "Show us your tits!!"
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Post by Vito The Don on May 5, 2009 5:34:29 GMT -5
The roar of engines is the only thing anyone can hear, that and gunfire as Vito's warning once again rings true. A bunch of IRA members, drunk and throwing homemade bombs everywere burst onto the scene the same time as the Branzini's and the Gambiones. Without a word they open fire upon one another, and once again the streets in front of the Elbow Room are filled with gunfire.
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Post by Sarpek on May 5, 2009 5:41:33 GMT -5
Sarpek climbs back up into The Elbow room, rolls his eyes, and pushes a 9 gallon bucket off the roof after lighting a fuse. It erupts into blinding white light, the thermite inside instantly incinerating the bucket. A deafening rendition of "A Hard Day's Night" blares from hidden speakers, while Sarpek passes out Earplugs to those inside.
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Post by Noah on May 5, 2009 15:13:01 GMT -5
Noah has crawled into the fridge, shrapnel has conveniently placed some nice air holes in it. He starts eating a bag of chips. He hears booming outside but he just eats chips and thinks about bunny rabbits. He thinks he's probably going insane but he doesn't quite care. Insanity was fun once, maybe it'll be fun again.
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Post by Michelle O.bama on May 5, 2009 15:20:10 GMT -5
She stands unmoving on one of the tanks untouched by the explosions. Glaring at Leon in The Elbow Room, her jaw sets and she listens to the final settling sounds of the rubble. She holsters her Presidential Issue Glock .45 and tears her shirt open.
"TITS?! You wanna see my tits?! Sure, Leon! How about this!!"
The bra-less first lady shakes her shoulders and rattles her breasts, laughing cheerily. Her jaw sets. Her eyes narrow again. And lasers begin blasting the building from her breasts. Michelle's boobies are firing death ray's!
Little pervert. Whoooo's the biiiitch now?
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Post by Leon Silverblood on May 5, 2009 15:52:48 GMT -5
Leon bobs his head to music no one can hear, watching Michelle's display gleefully. He even claps his hands as he giggles and bounces from foot to foot. The first laser parts his hair and he leaps to the side, eyes the size of saucers.
"Holy shit! I've seen some killer mammaries in my day but those take the cake!" He slams himself bodily into a refrigerator and shoves it behind the bar, then knocks it onto it's side and hides behind it. "Vito doesn't have much to worry about for now, methinks. It's me she's pissed off at now." Leon reaches blindly over the fridge, fumbles the door open a couple of inches, and grabs the first thing he finds, a half-eaten bag of chips.
"Oh, sweet."
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