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Post by Noah on Jun 6, 2009 13:37:05 GMT -5
Noah hears gunfire from echoing faintly from the cellar.
"Still no screaming Leon so it's all good."
He pours himself a shot of whiskey, downs it, and pours himself another one.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jun 7, 2009 8:11:40 GMT -5
The DJ stays silent. Then grabs 2 shotguns, 4 pistols, 2 fire axes, and a shitload of ammo.
"Since those damn crocs in the cellar entrance seem to be my fault, then by all means, let me go clear it up for ya."
The DJ kicks open the basement door and heads on down. A few minutes have pass. Loud snapping could be heard, followed by multiple gunshots. The gunshots dies down as the roar of a chainsaw is heard. The DJ runs back up in panic, and without his weapons.
"Son of a bitch! Someone get that Jayson Exccks a chill pill! That chainsaw of his annihilated 3 crocs at once, and it completely wrecked the barrel of my shotgun!"
The roar of the chainsaw could still be heard, followed by footsteps coming up the stairs.
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Post by Noah on Jun 7, 2009 8:22:10 GMT -5
Noah pulls a double barreled sawed off shotgun from where it was tucked in his belt. It's loaded with buckshot, large round lead pelletsthat can easil penetrate a ski mask. He downs a fourt shot and points the gun at the trapdoor.
"Next thing that comes out of the basement gets its head liquified!"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jun 7, 2009 9:14:57 GMT -5
Jayson Ecxxks comes out of the cellar door, but before Noah could get a shot off, a slight explosion and a crash is heard from the roof. Axe Hack drops down.
"I'm back, fools! And all of you will be perfect to hone my manhunt skills!"
Axe sees Jayson.
"Who's this new guy?"
"I'm Jayson Ecxxks, and I'm your worst nightmare."
"We'll see about that, Mr. Exccks."
Axe points his pistol at Jayson, but Jayson was quick and slices the pistol's barrel with his chainsaw. Axe pulls out his axes, one in both hands. He charges at Jayson. Jayson moves out of the way and counters with his chainsaw. The Elbow Room is now a battle zone for infamous PKer, Axe Hack, and PKer/zombie hunter Jayson Ecxxks. The DJ looks on, then turns to Noah.
"Um...Should we let these two keep dishing it out on each other like that?"
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jun 7, 2009 9:21:46 GMT -5
((LMFAO, you god damned schizo!  )) |
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Post by Noah on Jun 7, 2009 11:06:04 GMT -5
Noah pours another shot from the bottle.
"Eh, I'll shoot whoever wins."
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Post by Sarpek on Jun 7, 2009 12:53:56 GMT -5
There is a progressively louder clanking, and Sarpek charges up the stairs, still in full battle kit, with what appears to be a car battery hanging off his belt. He snaps his fingers, giving a shower of sparks. "Wish me luck, guys." He dives into the combat. Hideous screeches resound in the bar as chainsaw blades and bullets ricochet off his thick steel plate armor.
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Post by albub on Jun 7, 2009 20:01:22 GMT -5
Dan backs away from the melee and loads his grenade launcher with a shot canister round. He doesn't point it at anyone, but the safety it represents comforts him.
"ValJohn, I gotta catch up with Noah, pour me a few shots."
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Post by Noah on Jun 7, 2009 20:10:52 GMT -5
Noah swipes Dan's shot and downs it quickly followed by his own, the twelfth one, mind you.
"Youz cahnt beat mee."
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Post by albub on Jun 8, 2009 9:06:20 GMT -5
"Haha, slow down, fella. I've been there before, everything feels good for a while, but then you feel something cold on your shoulder. When you turn around you realize it's the floor."
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 8, 2009 17:52:41 GMT -5
((Is it kosher if I jump in here?))
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Post by Noah on Jun 8, 2009 18:53:18 GMT -5
((Jump in anywhere, we ain't picky. And kosher? I'm Catholic. Nothing's unkosher, except on Fridays. Now I'm off to have a bacon double cheeseburger))
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 8, 2009 19:02:52 GMT -5
A tall, slender-ish man walks through the door, fedora perched on his head, dirty trenchcoat over his arm. "Is this a private party, or can anybody join?" He pauses. "No, wait, that was terrible, lemme try again." He walks back out the door.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jun 8, 2009 22:27:39 GMT -5
Axe and Jayson are still duking it out. The DJ watches on and hears Noah's comment on shooting whoever wins. The DJ pulls out a wallet.
"I've got $50, along with a pistol and 2 clips, on Axe."
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Post by Noah on Jun 9, 2009 7:15:07 GMT -5
Noah vomits on the bar
"Aksh ish gonna win... maybe?"
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