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Post by Sarpek on Jun 9, 2009 14:11:43 GMT -5
Sarpek roars, and aims an electrified punch at Axe's groin. A bullet had snuck around his armor, but that didn't matter. He was so used to it that his zombified state was much like his normal one. The armor crashes and clanks as blows land and are landed by Sarpek
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Post by Noah on Jun 9, 2009 14:31:10 GMT -5
Noah vomits onto the bar and then passes out in the puddle of puke. He's classy like that.
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 9, 2009 15:55:10 GMT -5
The fellow from earlier walks back through the doors. He places his coat on a pile of classy vomit that leaked off of the bar, and proceeds to walk over it. Sitting, he takes off the fedora to reveal an awesome haircut. "Any chance I could get a cup of coffee?"
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Post by albub on Jun 9, 2009 17:18:26 GMT -5
Dan's jaw drops as the man's magnificent hair is revealed.
"With hair like that, who needs coffee? Just look in the mirror for a jolt, man."
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Post by Noah on Jun 9, 2009 17:20:20 GMT -5
Noah mumbles from his vomit puddle. "Cocaine? Go to Columbia, south of here," or something like that sounds kind of like that. His face is immersed in a puke so it may have just been, "Cuhken, gurble cul gruble bye a, suf gah derr"
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 9, 2009 18:10:29 GMT -5
The stranger with the awesome haircut responds: "I'm sorry, cucumbers? No, I wanted coffee. Barring that, bourbon. Barring that, beer. And thanks for the tip, but sadly, with time, even a haircut this awesome becomes a bit mundane. Name's James T. Moog, by the way. But people call me Jimmy."
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Post by albub on Jun 9, 2009 21:13:43 GMT -5
"Moog? Like the synthesizer?"
Dan offers Jimmy his beer, which he hadn't started drinking yet. That haircut was just mind blowing.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jun 10, 2009 8:06:31 GMT -5
((lmfao, oh my god you guys are killin me. awesome hair, wasted noah...i just hope he doesn't vomit in your mug. btw, the NPC Val Kilmer is bartender/short order cook. puppet him as necessary. If Giddien doesn't post again soon, I'll rejoin the bar.)
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 10, 2009 14:45:00 GMT -5
Jimmy nods a thank you, sliding the mug in front of himself. "Yes... my parents chose my last name, instead of my first. Long story."
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Post by Sarpek on Jun 10, 2009 18:59:41 GMT -5
Sarpek stands up out of the fight. "HAMBARGAR!" One is passed to him by Valjohn, disappears under his mask and into his mouth, and he rejoins the fight.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jun 10, 2009 19:12:55 GMT -5
Axe and Jayson's raging battle proceeds up to the second floor. The DJ follows behind.
"Come on Axe! Don't let that sucker beat ya! I wanna kick your ass myself! And above all else, I've got money on ya here!!!"
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Post by Sarpek on Jun 10, 2009 19:46:57 GMT -5
((I'm also in the battle...))
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jun 10, 2009 19:58:35 GMT -5
Jayson pushes Axe down the stairs. Axe knocks into the DJ, who in turn falls on Sarpek, who falls on Noah. The DJ gets up.
"Oh that's it...I'm pulling my money out of this and I'm jumping in this fight!"
The DJ chucks a Paris Hilton CD at Jayson. Jayson ducks. Axe trips the DJ and raises an axe. The axe comes down, but the DJ rolls out of the way. Jayson leaps off the top of the stairs and kicks Axe in the back. Axe flies down the steps and lands on Noah. Jayson, in turn, lands on Axe, who is still on Noah. The DJ runs down the steps following Jayson while loading a shotgun. The DJ steps on Axe, who, sadly is still on Noah. Axe gets up and grabs the DJ's legs. The DJ falls on top of Leon. Axe tackles Jayson. Jayson doesn't get out of the way and is sent flying into Jimmy. The DJ gets up and charges at Axe, but Axe jumps out of the way. The DJ, instead, hits Jayson. Jimmy is still behind Jayson. Axe charges at the DJ, but the DJ jumps out of the way. Axe gets Jayson instead. Jayson knocks into Jimmy, who flies into Dan. Jayson hits Axe back, knocking Axe backwards. Axe trips over the DJ, and lands on Leon, who is knocked into Sarpek, who falls on Noah.
((So...I think I hit everyone in this bar a few times already...Full blown bar fight, anyone?))
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Post by Sarpek on Jun 10, 2009 20:19:24 GMT -5
Sarpek pulls his large weight of steel armor off of Noah, and tackles Axe!
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Post by Noah on Jun 10, 2009 20:40:50 GMT -5
Noah is passed out so he really doesn't care about being under about three or so people.
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