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Post by Sarpek on Sept 2, 2010 16:20:11 GMT -5
"That's not all. You were hitting on me last night. I'm flattered, but I know you deserve better than me, so I put you to bed upstairs."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 2, 2010 16:50:17 GMT -5
"I was what now?"
Yuki is completely confused.
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 2, 2010 17:44:45 GMT -5
"Okay, let's go over last night. After we killed the horde, you got drunk as a skunk on Sake, and I stayed sober to make sure nothing happened to you. You came on to me, but I put you to bed for your own good." He sighs, lowering his head.
"It's nothing against you personally. I like you. It's just that you deserve someone better than a hermit who lives in a bar and spends half his time dead."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 2, 2010 18:34:20 GMT -5
Yuki blushes.
"Gomennasi, Sarpek. I must have been really drunk to have hit on you. You're not my type, you see."
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 2, 2010 19:02:24 GMT -5
"No offense taken. I'm not really anybody's type, and I doubt I'll meet someone as crazy as me." He smiles, and has a sip of rum.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 2, 2010 19:17:34 GMT -5
"Crazy? Almost everyone in this city is crazy these days."
Yuki lies her head down and closes her eyes in an attempt to make her hangover go away.
Sarpek's phone buzzes. A message from the DJ says, "Hit the decks!"
The sounds of a vehicle's tires screeching across pavement and bodies can be heard nearby.
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 2, 2010 20:01:50 GMT -5
Sarpek gets up, and walks over to Yuki. "Get down. Now." He grabs her hand, and leads her behind the bar with him.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 2, 2010 20:13:16 GMT -5
A dirty white van crashes through door of the bar. It flips over on its side as it comes to a complete halt.
Yuki covers her ears, screaming, "O-baka!!! Can't I get any peace and quiet around here!!! God, my head!!!"
The driver's door gets pushed open and the DJ climbs out.
The DJ dusts his shoulders and says, "Damn those zeds...Can't even take a drive around town without them trying to break in..." The DJ takes a crowbar and pops open the trunk. A shitload of cigarettes pours out of the back of the van. The DJ digs through the pile. "Hey, Sarpek! You in here? Gimme a hand with this plasma TV! I've even got a PS3 from Ackland!"
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 2, 2010 20:24:14 GMT -5
Sarpek stands up, fuming. "DJ! You've put up with a lot from me, and I've put up with a lot from you, but this is the last straw! It was nice having you back, but now you've driven a fucking van through my wall! Out! Out!" He grabs a shotgun from behind the bar, and aims it at the DJ. "Sorry old friend, but I like my buildings to have walls."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 2, 2010 20:34:48 GMT -5
The DJ takes a few steps back.
"Well, it is difficult to keep traction on the road with there being fresh blood on my wheels and all...Tell you what. I'll get the External Military to fix the place up. Heck, I'll get them to provide cover while repairs are going on."
The DJ takes out a two-way radio.
"Just slowly put it down and I'll make that call. I mean, this isn't the craziest thing ever done in this bar. There were a few others that were much crazier...Like Vito's tanks..."
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 2, 2010 21:21:12 GMT -5
"Yeah, but we've had way too many car crashes here. What am I supposed to do, put down tire shredders? Plus, you were clearly texting while driving."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 2, 2010 21:57:32 GMT -5
"Okay, I'll give ya that. But let me fix the joint, ya? Free of charge. I'll get ExMil to make this place as good as new."
The DJ takes a look at the shotgun pointed at him.
"But let me tell you this...If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine."
Yuki pokes her head over the counter. "Will you two please stop fighting over this ridiculous nonsense?! My head feels like it's about to explode because of both of you shouting at each other!!"
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 2, 2010 22:29:24 GMT -5
Sarpek puts away the shotgun, and give Yuki a cup of hot willow tea. "Drink this. It'll help with the headache, and with your stomach."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 2, 2010 22:40:57 GMT -5
The DJ picks up his radio. "Yo, DJ here. Requesting rebuilding of Elbow Room Bar. And perhaps something to defend against rogue vehicles." In a few minutes, a few APCs surrounds the bar. Some Military personnels gets working on the wall.
Yuki looks at the construction crew. "Ugh...There's not a single minute today where all I can get is peace and quiet..." Yuki drinks the tea.
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 3, 2010 10:37:31 GMT -5
Sarpek gives Yuki a pair of hearing protectors from a gun store, and helps her upstairs.
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